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Challenge of the Superfriends has a villain saying “That’s what YOU think!” about 40 billion times per episode. Just once, I want to hear Superman say, “Yes! That IS what I think, mother fucker!” and then beat the shit out of everyone.

It's the 80th anniversary of Mussolini getting got and strung the hell up at a gas station. Just a reminder that virtually all tyrants end up with sticky or ignominious ends.

For the next funeral #DozyDonny will wear a blue onesie.

Who did this? 😂

I feel this.

We all understand that the only reason you’d carry around a ton of cash and your passport is if you think you might have to make a quick exit from the country, right?

But I thought JD did it in the parlor with a sofa. Wait…

Pete Hegseth: When it comes to maintaining security no one is more incompetent than me. Kristi Noem: Here. Hold my purse.

So... The Catholic God's mortal representative on Earth dies 🪦😇 after meeting, on Easter Sunday 🐇🌷, with the junior partner 🤡 of the closest thing we have to an Antichrist. 👿🍊💩 OK. I'm not religious, but that's some Nostradamus/Biblical/End-Times shit right there. 😬 #Pope

You know, in three days, he could do the most hilarious thing.

He has risen. That's a switch. #Easter

Lord of the Peeps. Sacrilicious. #Easter

Can we skip the 1938-1945 part and go right to Nuremberg?

Maybe we should honor the women who were real astronauts. From left to right are Shannon W. Lucid, Margaret Rhea Seddon, Kathryn D. Sullivan, Judith A. Resnik, Anna L. Fisher, and Sally K. Ride. NASA selected all six women as their first female astronaut candidates in January 1978.

I’m with her on this. This “space flight” was horseshit.

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

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I want to go back to the world where "dinner with Donald Trump, Bill Maher, and Kid Rock" was an unbid on item in a charity silent auction.

It's been true every day, but today is especially a day that the "Kamala would have been no better than Trump" crowd can really go fuck themselves.

Great. Now I need to inject bleach into my eyes.

Heard @andykindler.bsky.social briefly mention The TV Wheel - Joel Hodgson's 1995 HBO pilot - to @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social on their Thought Spiral podcast ( #testshow397 ). Here's Andy (and the late Lawrence T Wrentz) briefly mugging it up 30 years ago.

Hopefully Strom Thurmond took some time out of his busy schedule burning in hell to get the news that he was just beaten by a black man.

Smoot–Hawley Tariffs: "I'm the most destructive economic policy in American history!" Trump Tariffs: "Hold my Adderall."