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Marquis The Honey Bear | Mr.Bear LA 23 | Comedian | Emmy Award Nominated Producer | Screenwriter | Southland Honors Award Winner | Header by @demonralph.bsky.social linktr.ee/marquishoneybear
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I am so invested in this storyline. Something about fake ass white women pretending to like each other heals the soul #TheWhiteLotus

I’m back

Demi Moore coming in like a wrecking ball and becoming the clear frontrunner for Best Actress at age 62 FOR A BODY HORROR MOVIE is fucking magical.

Snow belly

I might stay in Kentucky, yall are fine as FUCK

A hot Summer day at the beach

Time to party North American Bear Weekend 💛 (I could only have one pair of shoes for the trip and I’m fat so I chose the comfort ones I’m not sorry)

Performed for a room full of bears tonight at an event previously headlined by legends such as Leslie Jordan and Coco Peru was an honor. Thank you Kentucky!

Kentucky! NAB! See you tonight for my first 30 minute set, co-headlining along with Joseph Schles 💛

Hey North American Bear Weekend

Kentucky, I am in you

My birth father

Y’all….. in a complete surprise to me and everyone in the room. Tonight, I did my comedy set, and was an opener…… For Conan O’Brien

You’re telling me a pink pony made this club?

Did I wait an hour and a half to get a limited edition print of the Anora screenplay? Yes, yes I did

Idk why I’m doing this I have no muscle

BREAKING: Marquis The Honey Bear is joining the cast of Euphoria Season 3. Courtesy of HBO

I’m a twink

Wrote gay jokes in the park as god intended

Screencraft is OVER?????!!!!!????

This ended up being a cute Valentine’s Day, actually 🙂

Sabrina Carpenter is correct I am a Busy Woman

My friends back home in Seattle just told me they saw me in a commercial airing during Abbot Elementary 🥹🥹🥹🥹

It makes me so sad we’ll never see Beyoncé on Hot Ones. Respect to Maya Rudolph

Gay sex

Hi gay

Rahul Kohli LETS GOOOOOOO #stateofplay

That’s my fwiggin BABY right there!!!

Lovely visit from Philly’s finest 🥰 @cpfeimster.bsky.social

Seated for Companion

These Cowboy Carter ticket prices..

I wrote 20 pages of jokes today (threat)

My 🕳️ slaps, my hairline’s strong, and I have a tight 5 in my back pocket. This is what my ancestors wanted for me. Happy BHM yall🫡

BLACK PEOPLE WON TONIGHT. NO, I WILL NOT BE EXPLAINING.

As someone that’s a reformed hater, this whole performance reactivated me.

Kendrick is killing this tbfh #superbowl

Lady Gaga please mashup hold my hand with abracadabra and freak these cops out crazy style RIGHT NOW #superbowl