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they had king dory fillets at harris farm so I'm making it dredged and fried in butter with asparagus and miso beurre blanc. no pic

started doing some extremely gentle yoga again the last few weeks after doing essentially zero intentional exercise since mid-2023. sooooo demoralising, can't even do cat cow without creaking and pinching and pain. body has entered Shit Heap state and will take much coaxing to exit

love it when a friend shares their work login for a news site and it keeps working for years after they've moved to a different job at a different company. thank you!

I’ve been reading Shirley Jackson’s domestic memoirs and they are so entertaining. because it’s the 50s shes smoking all through her pregnancies, gets fully ethered at the hospital and just wakes up with a fresh baby, and the kids do whatever they want and say “golly” all the time. 9/10

yesterday rupert was reading a collection of nursery rhymes to theo and when they got to miss muffet theo started wailing 'no muffet! no muffet! daddy! no muffet!'

skeet ya later

sorry fellow millennial women but the French tuck looks fucking stupid

crazy how much cool stuff people leave at our local playground. meant to bring a ball with us, forgot, and there was one just waiting for us when we arrived

sometimes I am enjoying myself at the playground and then I think of times another little boy took a truck away from me, and times I took it away from him

love the daycare contact material

God just look at this cunt. And for context, no, that’s not his fucking house.

having second thoughts about the 100K words I published last year about how Elon Musk is the Incarnate Champion of the Western Geist. in other news I've converted again! goodbye Palmarian Catholicism, hello Esoteric Ismaili-Old Believer Fusionism. I'm a serious intellectual

we’ve been reading where the wild things are and every time theo sees a bird at the park he throws his hands and shouts BE STILL! lol

love clicking into the what's hot classic feed and seeing a bunch of poorly-drawn furry pornography. really adds to the vibe

I need to go back to my dermatologist and get some more of the insanely painful laser treatment on my rosacea. but heres the problem: I really don't want to

at the soft play today someone had moved all the plastic food into the little cave under the slide. makes it look like theo is a prepper who wants to make sure hes getting enough microplastics in his diet after the world ends

my BEAUTIFUL SON is saying five word sentences. nobel prize???? nobel prize for one-year-olds?????? a medal?????

hot weasel pancake

baby spinach doesn’t count as a vegetable

been singing old macdonald to theo while he's sitting on the toilet except instead of animals old macdonald has poos and wees on the farm. what a sicko

the best character in duggee is naughty monkey. I would die for naughty monkey. I am naughty monkey

got a very funny pic from daycare today where theo is sitting right at the front of the group, straight up like a stick, fully FULLY focused on his favourite educator explaining what different parts of rubbish trucks are called. his ideal daycare activity lol

cruskits really fell off

turning 35 tomorrow. just heard of 'benson boone' but no time to learn who that is because I have to wash my son's shorts

Slowly flipping a coin that says “Neuralink required for social security payments” on one side and “National zygote IQ database” on the other.

anyone else love their son