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marshalchaifetz.bsky.social
Mental Health First Aid Instructor Poorly shot concert videos: https://m.youtube.com/@greatworlddominator/playlists
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As @fredguttenberg.bsky.social says, find the helpers:

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There really are only two types of people in this world. Those who care about what happens to others and those who only care about what happens to them and theirs. Choose wisely.

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"Special Government Employee" is the participation trophy of real government jobs www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

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Trump Administration, 2019: We'd like you to attend this diversity training. Trump Administration, 2025: You're being put on administrative leave for attending the training we told you to attend in 2019. www.cnn.com/2025/02/02/p...

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Email sent out by NSF regarding the executive order.

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If you have a child in a Head Start program, call tomorrow before dropping them off to make sure the program is still in operation.

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Illinois shut out of Medicaid after Trump administration halts federal grants and loans chicago.suntimes.com/politics/don...

submitted 26 days ago • 52 comments

Systems used by grantees to draw down federal funds are off-line. Grantees have received notices saying agency leadership has yet to provide guidance to the federal staff that oversee grant functions, and thus there's nothing to tell the grantees yet.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

You don't say....

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

If this "pause" lasts for any length of time, people will lose their jobs, children will go hungry, construction projects will stop, and jobs federal grants indirectly support will be eliminated. That might include my job. This is the stupidest of the stupidest moves. wapo.st/4gfgcHQ

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@jmatundan.bsky.social

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If I still lived in Atlanta, this snow would've plunged the city into an apocalypse.

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I was eating almonds while driving and I dropped one and all I'm going to think about for the next 24-48 hours is where that almond went and why I can't find it because my car is not that big.

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Final rib roast of 2024.

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Shoutout to those of us whose names were too long to fit into the old standardized test bubble sheets.

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Staples, home of the .079% discount.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I appreciate Google Maps showing me where gas stations and the like are, but it feels like they're teasing me when it tells me that the Maserati dealership is coming up on the right.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Oh to have the confidence of a former NFL head coach with a losing record over 8 seasons with two different teams who thinks he should be first in line for a new job.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Anybody want to buy me a new car? I don't really need one, just want to see if any of y'all won the Mega Millions and are holding out on me.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

As bathroom graffiti goes, this is pretty good.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I'm dreaming of 8 days of fried foods... Happy Hanukkah

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Happy Festivus!! Grievance #1: it's too f**kin cold.

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I'm making a list I'm checking it twice You're gonna find out WHO'S ON MY LIST OF GRIEVANCES BECAUSE FESTIVUS IS ALMOST HERE!

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This is my view from the merch table. Someone just asked me where the exit is. 🤷‍♂️

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

When google maps tells you the "best" route is 8 minutes longer and costs $3.21 more in tolls.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Not sure which I find more annoying, videos that start with "we live in a van full-time" or videos that end with a thumbs up.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Restaurant parking should be based on how you like your steak. Medium-rare and rare up front. Medium, pescatarian, vegetarian, vegans in the middle. Medium-well in the back. Well done and people over 12 who put ketchup on their steak can take the bus.

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These fake facebook musicians would make one hell of a real life storytelling circle.

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We're arrived at the "there are so many last minute shoppers that we need police to direct traffic in and out of the grocery store" time of the 4th Wednesday in November.

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