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When someone asks what I’m doing this weekend

submitted 51 days ago • 5 comments

Do you ever think about how in The Parent Trap two people got divorced and decided to each take a twin and just pretend they were only children

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

I don’t wanna eat a kind bar I wanna eat a mean bar

submitted 52 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

IKEA should make furniture that takes longer to put together

submitted 53 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

Might Fuck around and take a vitamin

submitted 53 days ago • 15 comments

My New Year’s resolution is to think of a better New Year’s resolution for next year

submitted 54 days ago • 3 comments

When someone asks what I’m doing on New Year’s Day

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

When someone asks what I’m doing for New Year’s Eve

submitted 55 days ago • 7 comments

Please help

submitted 56 days ago • 5 comments

Living for the bit; like haha I’m alive lol

submitted 56 days ago • 3 comments

The movie Uncut Gems is so relatable to me cuz I’m currently locked in my trunk naked

submitted 56 days ago • 3 comments

sneaking a deli slicer into the movie theater

submitted 57 days ago • 16 comments