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marsrover.bsky.social
Not at ALL affiliated with NASA except for the schwag I took working there. Space, science, tech, video games, angry outbursts. Stuck in isolation until you believe in disease again.
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Trying to imagine the kind of cold, soulless existence I would have had without the joy of writing my own marriage vows or the agony of the lengthy power ballad eulogy to my hero grandfather. Forget teaching these kids how to write. Who, or what, feels for them?

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

"Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me." Guy with microwaved podcast brain: "Sick, a threesome."

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Holy shit. Video posted by President Bukele’s team on X shows the moments before his press conference with Trump in which Trump tells him: “We want to do homegrown criminals next. You gotta build about five more places.” (h/t @titonka.bsky.social @michelekelemen.bsky.social)

submitted 16 hours ago • 398 comments

The measles outbreak in Texas shows no sign of slowing down. 🧵

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Mars - Jezero Crater - NASA's Perseverance Landing - From Andrea Luck (andrealuck.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2oA8d1p

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Star Cluster RCW 38 (NASA, Chandra, 6/18/02) - From NASA Marshall Space Flight Center - https://flic.kr/p/6Vu1zB

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Fast forward a few years where, if by some miracle, a dem POTUS, Hakeem Jeffries, & Schumer are all refusing to form a tribunal & hold ICE/CBP to account out of terror at being seen as not big enough cop worshippers.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Welp, got an answer to this question: Apparently the answer is no tariffs are being collected. Trump broke the system www.cnbc.com/2025/04/11/c...

submitted 3 days ago • 384 comments

Pray you once more, Is not your father grown incapable Of reasonable affairs? Is he not stupid With age and alt’ring rheums? Can he speak? Hear? Know man from man? Dispute his own estate? Lies he not bed-rid? And again does nothing But what he did being childish?

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Babe wake up new tyrant just dropped.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Alright, alright internet- enough raving about The Pitt. I'm watching, and so far I like what I see.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

More than 2 million oil and gas wells sit unplugged in the U.S., many leaking contaminants into waterways, farmland and neighborhoods. Time and time again, oil companies have walked away — leaving taxpayers to pay for cleanup. Here’s how. (Published Dec. 2024)

submitted 4 days ago • 25 comments

This has Stephen Miller's cold gray pallorous fingerprints all over it. Papa T is too brainrotted to think of anything other than cheeseburgers, fucking, and whatever is on Fox in his eyeballs at that moment.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

"Here, hold this sweet bag for a minute." Says man holding bag.

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Mars - Cloudy Pavonis Mons and Noctis Labyrinthus - NASA's Viking 1 1978 - From Andrea Luck (andrealuck.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2qW4zyT

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

General anesthesia makes you a normie. This is distressing to me, who has been under far too many times, and is still so far from normal.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Dare 12 jurors in DC to send you to jail for doing your sworn duty for everyone's savings, FDIC security. "In yon strait path a thousand     May well be stopped by three. Now who will stand on either hand,     And keep the bridge with me?"

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I am too damn old and ugly now to man the barricades and be a sexy rebel with a flashy scarf and dashing beret. Somebody young and energetic just stop this bag of assholes before I wake up way earlier than I want to and spend the rest of the day wanting to nap.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Blue sunset on Mars - sol 732 - From Thomas Appéré (thomasappere.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/oM5fBi

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

American media is going to pretend like this is some inscrutable mystery all day tomorrow because they're corporate stooges with a dying Boomer audience who can't state the obvious: We're spiraling into a failed state ruled by fucking morons & no one has confidence in us.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/pLuNy8qfK9Q?...

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

who did this

submitted 6 days ago • 41 comments

Scientists telling us about "the bright side" of Armageddon for no reason in particular.

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I have encountered bigger cowards than Mike Johnson. I have dealt with less scrupulous men than Mike Johnson. I have not, however, even heard of a less scrupulous coward than Mike Johnson.

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