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marsrover001.bsky.social
Victim of Kronk's wrong lever.
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I saw this, and I love logical analogies.

submitted 43 days ago • 8 comments

one great mystery of our age is how the only way to motivate rich people to work is to give them loads of money for no reason but the only way to motivate poor people to work is to take away loads of their money for no reason

submitted 84 days ago • 42 comments

I'm the bastard who loves the taste of diesel fumes and lead -- and you better believe I campaigned to make this bad boy default to "off"

submitted 107 days ago • 2 comments

NBC, Trump’s long time partner, censored Elon Musk’s Nazi salute. Top is the censored NBC version and the bottom is the live version. Censored version: youtu.be/Q04JXqpYYsE

submitted 133 days ago • 340 comments

Trump outs Elon Musk for rigging the US election. Note, Elon does not have a pardon.

submitted 135 days ago • 561 comments

But you should keep it in good working condition. Otherwise it's just another rusty bike. I suggest riding it around daily. You know, just to keep the chain moving and whatnot. If there's a problem you'll know about it sooner. No other reason you should ride a bike daily. None at all. 😉

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

On this day I have achieved sandwich perfection. Used the last of the bread The last of the peanut butter And the last of the jelly It was bound to happen eventually, maybe I'll live long enough for it to align this way one more time.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

Zoomers need to learn the difference between lock screen and screensaver. I have become old tech man, yelling at cloud.

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

Trans people picking new names

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

One of my big “tech used to be fun” things is that “theme” used to mean like. Making your computer/software’s interface look blue or orange or purple or maybe an imitation of macOS or pixel art or dog-themed. Now it just means “do i have dark mode enabled”

submitted 187 days ago • 121 comments

Remember kids, the gender neutral term for landlord/landlady is parasite. #themoreyouknow

submitted 187 days ago • 1 comment

There's a cute boy in my arms, but my arm is fully asleep. I didn't need that arm anyway.

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Who's turn is it to charge the eels this month? I'm fresh out of car batteries.

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

Being bored at work while cheerleader is blasting in my ears. Yeah that's a vibe. Porter on here yet?

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

Shout-out sky follower bridge. That was easy.

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

Hello world What are we calling these btw? It's not a tweet that's for sure.

submitted 190 days ago • 1 comment