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marthamon.bsky.social
Comedian, voice actor, aspiring writer, stained glass artist (neophyte), giver of awkward hugs. Canadian.
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submitted 2 days ago • 62 comments

The squeaking is what elevates it to art.

submitted 2 days ago • 27 comments

This looks like an 80s comedy where John Belushi & some stoners steal a tank for shits & giggles

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Baby dinosaurs!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Ed Sheeran opening for Snow Patrol. He brought his own crowd. 2012

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Today really is the straw that broke the banana's back.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator

submitted 11 days ago • 150 comments

Sorry I forgot your birthday but my brain is full-up w the lyrics of 80s & 90s BritPop songs.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

i have an idea

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Shaved years off my perceived age when I learned how to only space once after a period.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Clowns are okay, but keep those creepy-ass marionettes away from me

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Omg, 😍. “This is a site for pictures of owls… in towels.” owlsintowels.org

submitted 20 days ago • 160 comments

Sade: COAST TO COAST, LA TO CHICAGO Me: Erm, Chicago isn't on the coa... Sade: ACROSS THE NORTH & SOUTH TO KEY LARGO Me: Across is more for east & west... Sade: SMOOOOTHH OPERAATOOR!!!!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Bandaids are for the weak just suck on your open wound until it doesn’t taste like pennies anymore you’ll be fine

submitted 23 days ago • 15 comments

sound on i beg you

submitted 23 days ago • 183 comments

Food prices are crazy! Soon, bananas are going to cost $10 each, fulfilling the Bluth prophecy at long last.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

‪Confession: have only been to the gym a few times in the past 20 years and then only for my kids' Christmas concerts. ‬

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

"Hey Norm, what's going down?" "My butt on that barstool." R.I.P.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a corvette heart trapped in a mini-van body.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Gumbo is an objectively funny word.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

GUYS DON'T GIVE UP THE LEAFS CAN SCORE 4 GOALS IN 3 MINS NP!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Forrest Gump energy right here.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

👏🏼👏🏼

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I need a sous chef, but for my life.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Made for a Star Trek & Pink Floyd loving family member!

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

RFK Jr. looks like he has every single plague at the same time.

submitted 33 days ago • 544 comments

DeAdder .. simply the best

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Still not used to the “no-dial-tone-on-cellphones” thing.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

All of your moms are super-hot! Please tell them I said that.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

PopeBob SquarePizza

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Celery: the Matryoshka dolls of vegetables.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

gender reveal, the baby is goth

submitted 40 days ago • 63 comments

This paper cut hurts so much that I marvel how I survived giving birth those 2 times.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I never know is it conclave or convlex

submitted 40 days ago • 13 comments

The one tradish from the other place over here - must repost if this comes across your timeline.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Why are animals like this allowed

submitted 41 days ago • 134 comments