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Mandatory #Bluebell & #MTB Photography on today’s 63 km ride, glorious weather ☀️ 2 close encounters with Muntjac deer 🦌 friendly people out and about👋🏻 😝🤘🏻 #MTB #bikesaretherapy #wiltshire #grsnaps #RicohgrIII

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If merino is supposed to keep you warm when it’s cold 🥶 & cool when it is hot 🥵 then my base layer is broken, as it seems to be stuck on the winter settting 😰 Anyone know how you set it to the summer setting 😝 #cycling #mtb

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Congratulations to the Red Roses 🌹 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @englandrugby Grand Slam Winners 🥇 Well played France 🇫🇷 an awesome game. #Rugby #WomensSixNations

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Suspicious 🤨 Epstein - Suicide Giuffre - Suicide How long before Maxwell ‘tops herself’ or does she have leverage 🤔 Someone must have the dirt, the videos, the pictures from Epstein’s Island, that could bury these people. Put it into the public domain 😈

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Imagine being so poor that you rock up to a funeral & have to wear a blue suit, instead of a black one 🙄 Sorry I didn’t mean poor, I meant morally bankrupt 😜

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Jobs for today: Walk 🐶 ✔️ Hang new pictures ✔️ Deploy Camera 📷 to see what wildlife is visiting our garden ✔️ Fit Hiplok track ❌

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ANZAC Day, respect to our Australian 🇦🇺 & New Zealand 🇳🇿 friends & those who payed the ultimate price. We wil Remember... 😞 #ANZAC #ANZACDay #Australia #NewZealand

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Giving Yellowstone 🤠 a go…

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Video: Rob Warner’s Retro Race Retro bikes. Rob Warner. Modern bikes. Loud Troy Lee outfit. It's all here. Peak lad science, possibly proving the point that brakes are probably the most important thing on your bike. Here you go... What happens when you put Rob Warner against the clock on five…

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Keep going everyone 👏

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One last trip through #Imber before it is closed to the public again 😤 A gloomy 46km’s on the #MTB got caught in a bit of the damp stuff 🌧️ #mtblife #bikesaretherapy #SalisburyPlain #wiltshire

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So if the JD guy liner Vance was the last person to see the Pope alive, I deduce that he must be a suspect 😜 Anyone got Miss Marples or Hercule Poirot’s number or is one of them conveniently holidaying in Rome 🤔

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If you know, you know

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I can't be the only one imagining a monk letting himself in at the Pope's palace this morning, wading through the Easter party detritus, decorations, empty bottles and sleeping nuns, creeping up to his room, peering in and going "oh shit"

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Smoke on…

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A little 73km spin across Salisbury Plain today, through Imber & over to Larkhill to avoid the madding crowds 😜 A great day for it, weather was good 👍🏻 🧵 1/3 #MTB #MountainBike #mtblife #bikesaretherapy #SalisburyPlain #SPTA #GhostVillageofImber #Imber

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This is Salisbury Plain 😜 Far from the madding crowd, free to ride. Sometimes glorious, sometimes brutal 😝 #Cycling #Gravel #MTB #Wiltshire #SalisburyPlain

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Right come on, own up 😠 If you own up now the punishment will be less severe 😠 Who has stolen Pog’s kryptonite 😂 #Cycling

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Wardens at Eryri national park are on high alert as Easter has coincided with snowfall and hundreds of idiots from Chesire are expected over the weekend... 🗻🐣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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Easter here is know as “Eggstraction Day”, a ruse for children to disguise themselves as bunnies and steal our eggs on behalf of their deep state masters.

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A bimble over too the Ghost Village of #Imber on #SalisburyPlain today. Saw a group of Gravelistas from Newbury CC 👋🏻 Karma on a couple of miserable e-bike roadies (No Motor Required)😜 Thanks for the PB 😂 Back before the rain 🌧️ 🤘🏻 #MTB #MountainBike

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Nothing like passing a couple of roadies on your full sus MTB 😜 Even better when said roadies passed you on a climb & didn’t even pass the time of day & both on e-bikes 😲 Caught at the bottom of a long descent, then held off for 2 more short climbs as they tried to catch me 😝 Thanks I set a PB 😜

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It’s not rocket science, lads.

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“I’d cycle more if…” …there were lit cycle lanes. …I wasn’t shouted at. …I didn’t feel so vulnerable. These are real barriers — and they’re all too common. 🎥 Watch. Listen. Share your own “I’d cycle more if…” ✊ Add your voice to #MyRideOurRight cyclinguk.org/my-ride-our-right

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Today’s Top Tip 🤔 Don’t ride 57 km’s home in a South Westerly direction, when there is a 30+ Km/h winds plus gusts 💨 coming from the South West 😬🥵 There again what doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger 😝🤘🏻 #MTB #MountainBike #Cycling

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Congratulations MvDP 🇳🇱 on his 3rd Paris-Roubaix Win 🥇 …and fair play to Pog, cracking ride 👍🏻 #Cycling #ParisRoubaix

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MvDP 🇳🇱 is in the hurt locker 😬 #Cycling #ParisRoubaix

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Now MvDP swaps to his e-bike 🤣 #Cycling #ParisRoubaix

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Pog stopping there for his e-bike 😜 #ParisRoubaix #Cycling

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Off course there is a solution to riding the cobbles of #ParisRoubaix it’s called a Mountain Bike 🤣

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Greasy conditions on #ParisRoubaix 😬 Twitchy bum time going into corners 🤣 #Cycling

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