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martib.bsky.social
Mountain Biker | Amateur Photographer | Rally fan | Veteran | Be Nice, Say Hi 😜 Current status - Just Riding 🚵🏻‍♂️🤘🏻
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Just for sh!ts & giggles 🤭 I was a bit bored, so thought I’d give it a try 🤣 #MTB #HomeWrenching #Cycling

Dear England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Rugby 🌹 can we please stop winning these matches by 1 point please 🫣 #rugby #6nations #sixnations

Gee whiz the match hasn’t even started and the audio is royally screwed again, BBC really are going down the pan 🙄 #WALvIRE #6nations #Rugby

Has someone put his balls in a vice 🤔 #totp

Just going round the house hiding razor blades, knives, belts & shoe laces 😬 Such a cheery episode 🫣 #totp

I see Sarah Brightman got a speaking part in this one 😳 How did this get in the charts, was it smacked off their tits ravers passing Woolworths on their way home 🤔 #totp

Mark and Lard 👍🏻 #totp

There has never been a better time to subscribe to Singletrack Magazine than now. Purely from my own mental health pov. I mean it’s been cheaper in the past with the occasional free t-shirt. But for my own selfish reasons now is the perfect time.

Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe

On his 1st day back the 🍊W@nkpuffin called King Charles & asked about becoming a King, Charles response was that you need a Kingdom. He then asked about becoming a Prince, the response was well you need a Principality. Charley then said here's some advise, your better off staying a Country 😜

Please hold... The US is currently carrying out a Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly!

Have to say Rally Sweden 🇸🇪 was one of the closest & best battles in a long time 🫣

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. John Muir #warminster #wiltshire #scratchburyhill #jackrussell #jackrussellterrier

I didn’t realise 97 had so much sh!t music 🙄 #totp

Are they going to grow into those jackets 🤔 #totp

A trip to FoD today, concentrating on doing the basics, I learnt on my coaching sessions I did last year & getting wheels off the ground 😱 Mr Robin attacked my flapjack at lunchtime, that I was eating at the time, there again he does try to get in the van 😂 Trails were running sweeeeeeeet 😝 #MTB

New repair help video out today: learn how to route and install your cable-actuated dropper post! We'll walk through the literal ins and outs of internal and external cable routing:

I think it is about time we disconnect the US 🇺🇸 from the rest of the internet, until they learn to sort their sh!t show out. The rest of the World didn’t vote for these 🤡’s we shouldn’t have to suffer them 🙄

No sh!t Sherlock 🤣 #Rugby www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-...

Hush now I’m catching up on RedBull Hardline Tasmania 🫣🤘🏻 #MTB

Someone book Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 into Specsavers, they seem to have problem seeing which player has the ball 🫣 #6nations #Rugby #SxNations

Not sure who does the mixing levels for the #BBC #SixNationsRugby but this is the second match I’ve watched were we can hardly here the commentators over the crowd 🙄 I could understand if Brian Moore was commentating but Andrew Cotter is very good 😊 #Rugby #6Nations

As Eddie Jones is doing Rugby punditry, it appears he is not busy at the moment 🤔 Just saying Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 😜 #Rugby #SixNations #6Nations

What a match 🤣 Top result 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌹 #SixNationsRugby #Rugby #6Nations

Almaz by Randy Crawford followed by The Smiths how did we make in through the 80’s 😳 Hide the razor blades 😱 #totp

@theaifix.show Robot dogs with guns or flamethrowers is so 2024. 🙄 This is the future Robot dogs with lasers 😆 ukdefencejournal.org.uk/robotic-dogs...

When feeling depressed about how insanely expensive rural property has become in the last few years it’s always good to remember that it was only a little over a century ago that Stonehenge, plus its accompanying 6400 acres, sold for £6,600 to a private buyer via an advert in Country Life Magazine.

As a Brit, not really up on the US Political setup & the US Constitution, so did a little bit of reading up. If now is not a suitable time for leveraging the 2nd Ammendment, they keep banging on about, then when is 🤔

Dear Mountain Bikers (or Cyclists), a top tip if you are going to show off your new (or old) Van on Social Media. Then please at least blank out the number plate in pictures 🙄 #MTB #MountainBiking #Cycling

Week 5 of #TourdeZwift complete 👍🏻 Wasn’t really a fan of numerous laps of the same circuit, never have been really, even IRL. I used to hate lapping a running track for fitness tests 😤 #zwift #zwiftriders #cycling

How long before Countries start sanctioning those who think they are ‘Sovereign Individuals’ & untouchable 🤔 Start sanctioning their personal accounts & businesses 😈

Morning, so who is the deluded🍊🤡 threatening to invade today 🤣🤣🤣