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Big nerd, medium human, Toronto and carbon based. 🏳️‍⚧️ Lead Game Everything at Neon Athena Entertainment
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We should have been meaner to Nickleback.

Star Wars Improv: Yes Andor.

Lorde in 2021: Look at it. Lorde in 2025: NO REALLY, LOOK AT IT. I have to respect that.

I just wanna knock on a neighbour's door without notice and go shoot hoops or ride a bike again!!!!! is this too much to ask!!!!!!!

I, for one, lack any and all shame and will brook no ounce of dirt telling anyone that you should support Rascal News. I'll even go a step further and say those that do not support them lack in joie de vive and a zest for life. That's right! Fix your life, you un-zesty losers. Choose Rascal News.

We saw a decline in queer representation in the recent election. Fewer 🏳️‍🌈 candidates on the ballot, and fewer elected to parliament. That makes a Minister of Women, Gender Equality and 🏳️‍🌈 Communities all the more critical. Add your name: momentumcanada.net/wage

For the love of fuck. Stop trying to find efficiency. Stop trying to find success. Stop trying to find enlightenment. Just GO.FIND.JOY. The rest will fucking follow, including friends.

Re my previous skeet, Boundless (publisher previously known as Unbound) are today soliciting for pledges via email, so if you're on their mailing list, read this before giving them your money.

📢 The Internet Archive needs your help. At a time when information is being rewritten or erased online, a $700 million lawsuit from major record labels threatens to destroy the Wayback Machine. Tell the labels to drop the 78s lawsuit. 👉 Sign our open letter: www.change.org/p/defend-the... 🧵⬇️

I love my echo chamber where everyone values the humanity of other people and enjoys the arts.

Young people SHOULD “have it easier” than you did. I’m sorry you got the strap up hill both ways and paid your debts with pounds of flesh, but the reason we work for progress is to make growing up and growing old gentler, easier, kinder, freer. Struggle isn’t necessary in a healthy society.

The biggest takeaway with this administration is that with every issue we need to bare our teeth at these people. As soon as public and legal pressure appears, 9/10 they walk shit back. Give them hell for everything.

Canadian sour cream and bacon is super effective against British prawn cocktail crisps, and this is the hill I will die on.

The Conservative Party platform includes 4 mentions of women. 3 of those are related to an anti-trans policy. That says everything that needs to be said about the Conservative Party and gender equity.

The days of Google Docs are ending; we enter the age of Docs, made by France's Interministerial Directorate for Digital Affairs and Germany's Center for Digital Sovereignty of Public Administration. We need more governments to collaborate on public software projects to achieve digital sovereignty.

Gotta watch Lazarus to arrive at the likely conclusion that Jill must be protected at all costs.

Imagine if the pope passed away on Good Friday. Everyone in the Vatican would be on pins and needles for the next three days, wondering. "Do....do you think...? Nah, that'd be crazy....but....what if...?"

Can we just do a big bonfire of the vanities for Potter stuff? I think it would he real swell if we all just chose a day and live streamed people burning every thing they own that is Potter related.

Fun fact, JK—who is English—single-handedly funded the Scotland remain movement during the referendum, and called separatists “bigots”. She’s the reason there’s no independent Scotland. She throws her money and clout around like she’s fucking Nigel Farage. She’s a billionaire corrupting politics.

I am begging people who excuse JK R's vile views and behavior because 'Harry Potter is my comfort story UwU' to grow up and get a personality. "I'm a Hufflepuff!" No you aren't!! You live in the real world and how you engage with it has real consequences!! Grow up!!

So the show runner of the recent DMC anime has claimed this Asmongold loser is “spitting truth” This is the guy who said Palestinians are an “inferior culture” and trans kids are “victims of mentally ill parents” So fuck Shankar and fuck the DMC show www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

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I'm still trying to hammer out the details of my Hephaestus jokes.

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves