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Good morning.

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IMPORTANT: When transporting a giant puffball mushroom you have recently foraged, it is absolutely crucial that you ensure the mushroom is firmly strapped into the passenger seat of your car to guard against sharp braking and potential whiplash.

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Just announcing that I am going to be the new James Bond. I'll be with you tomorrow, before 10pm.

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Arses! Penis rocket guy is now in charge of Bond. No doubt we'll need a new Bond for every future film, because the misunderstood tech bro villains will always win. End of an Eon.

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“Why isn’t the remote shutter button working?” Digital print B. Black ©️ 2016

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Sent Henry a slightly saucy Valentine's day card. Hendrix had to get in on the act of course and he doesn't really understand Valentine's day.

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Just a guide, you say? There's still a giant camp postman coming to my tiny house though, right?

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It's tempting when you see what is going on in the USA to just go "well, it's their country." America is a very frightening place for any minority right now and our lot (LGBTQ folk) are already seeing their rights removed.

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So busy today.

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Really bummed I wasn’t recognised by the Grammys I don’t have a record out but it’d just have been a nice little boost, you know?

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I seem to be going doolally. I was eating a croissant and looking down at my phone - which was sitting in my lap. On the screen was a TikTok video showing the bottom of a small plate. I was fascinated by it. Then I realised it wasn't TikTok. I'd accidentally opened the camera app.

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ICYMI Now You’re Asking with @mariankeyes.bsky.social and Tara Flynn The Functioning Alcoholic Problem LAST IN SERIES www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...

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My publishers are now seven (!) months overdue paying me. I've been kindly asked by a few readers how they can help. Best of all is a paid subscription to my Substack: tomcox.substack.com If you cannot afford that, I've set up this link on my site: tom-cox.com/support-toms... Thank you! Tom

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If you like what I do I have 2 live stand-up specials available at www.gofasterstripe.com/unwinnable and www.gofasterstripe.com/bet they are £5 and £10 respectively and they are solid, 90 minute stand-up shows from your friendly neighbourhood autistic ADHD trans lesbian stand-up comedian

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This is what I post from.

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Unboxing match.

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He's a good boy and I have hat flattened hair.

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I still can’t believe how many otherwise savvy cis people fell for the ruse that trans people were their enemy. Dear friends, if you can’t advocate for the rights of trans kids and adults as your equals, could you at least - for the love of whatever you worship - leave them the fuck alone.

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It’s only KY Jelly if it’s from the Kentucky region of America, otherwise it’s just Sparkling Lube.

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When someone suggests, "Let's step out of our comfort zone," I can't help but think, "I really enjoy my comfort zone! It's cosy here, and I'm not in a rush to leave. So why don't you fuck off and sit on a spike. You'll enjoy that."

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Laying on the sofa after a long dog walk and thinking about the yummy roast dinner I'll be making later. #sundayvibes #roastdinner

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Public Service Announcement

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I tend to only watch the US version of The Traitors, if I watch it at all. That version is hosted by the wonderfully theatrical Alan Cumming AND his cute dog Lala. Whereas the UK version only has posh Claudia Winkleman and her fringe.

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Glue.

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Another from the archives. An Okehampton summer.

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You’d think if you made such a big deal of asking someone to take you to Funkytown, you’d at least write a follow up track about what it was like

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I always suspected this was the way to get attention and now I know for certain.

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