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THAT’S MY PURSE!! I DON’T KNOW YOU! 😡
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Using a relatively easy glitch in Yoshi's Island, it is possible to underflow the life counter and make it roll over from having 0 lives directly to 999.

submitted 16 days ago • 31 comments

Day 124 of the Rack of Lamb Only Diet. ✅ No grains. ✅ No greens. ✅ No regrets. My last dispatch was Day 21. Then—silence. I vanished. But the rack never left me. Today, I return. Reborn. Re-racked. 🐑🔥

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

Doom and/or gloom 💀😭🌧️

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Be superstitious, just for today. 🕳️🦫

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Found a needle in a haystack. Now, I’m wondering who’s out here doing drugs on a haystack and losing their paraphernalia? Priorities, people! 😑🙌💉

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain 😌🙌🌧️🇪🇸

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Dora is here on a work visa! 😭

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Ringworm! 😀🙌🪱

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Coffee-flavored bacon or bacon-flavored coffee? 😋☕️🥓

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Daily garbage post that wasn’t good enough for X.

submitted 157 days ago • 1 comment

Brrrrrr 🥶

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

100,000 leagues under my nutsack

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

We finna doodis

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Day 21 of the Rack of Lamb Only Diet 🐑🔥 ✅ Still no grains. ✅ Still no greens. ✅ Still no regrets. Today, the Lamb Enlightenment deepened. I am but a humble servant to the rack, and Day 21 has revealed new truths of devotion and sacrifice. 🙏🐑 Let me share 🤗

submitted 160 days ago • 1 comment

Liberate Canada! 😀🙌🍁

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

The Reagan Years 😌🙌🇺🇸 m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61g...

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Vampirerobotzombieninja

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

The clownery must cease 😑🙌 media.makeameme.org/created/free...

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments