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Eat shit, Republicans. Vers top. Woke. Always shirtless. If you don't like it, fuck you. Sometimes NSFW. ♂️♂️🌈🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Block happy. Hetbots: wrong tree.
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I have sneaking suspicions that this goddamn phone is Republican.

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youtu.be/3z-GwdaKrn8 musically I liked Lowell George best in the Mothers, not so into the Americana thing Little Feat does. But let's just say that the moment I first saw him (this clip) I knew for sure I'm gay. And I cried so hard when we lost him in 79.

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Someone just said "flabberfuckinggasted." I thought, yeah I need a boyfriend to flabberfuck me.

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Just heard that old Jefferson Shitface song (Paul and Grace love my nickname for them) "Mexico" and instead of pot and Richard Nixon being the targets, I'm thinking of the orange shitgibbon and the fight with China. Grace sang "he's a small headed man" and I thought yep. 55 years' prophecy.

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Priceless.

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Damn it the straight people are fighting downstairs again.

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Mark Carney knows what he's doing, this is how you stand up to bullies. #ElbowsUp deanblundell.substack.com/p/carneys-ch...

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New conspiracy theory: Tramp died in a car wreck in 1996, and was replaced with Ted Nugent. (In case you're a Republicunt this is a joke, and no I'm not explaining it to you.)

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