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martymcnuggets.bsky.social
more tasty, tasteful & def NSFW. you know my insta? then keep it goin🙇🏻‍♂️
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Fuqboi Summer.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I’m VERY excited to see @uticaqueen.bsky.social on Project Runway this season… the str8s are NOT READY for FASHUN! #projectrunway2025

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Normalize setting up playdates with playmates. It’s more fun when things are marked off your calendar and you look forward to a good dickin.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

It’s been a minute.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Now it’s starting to warm up and I’m honestly pretty happy. Really something about getting slapped with sun in these down times!

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

ai this and ai that. See you on the metaverse!

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Whew! It’s been a minute. Busy with work, at home, stressors from the nation. All is well?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Who would’ve thought I would be obsessed with this video game. The dopamine hit is a much needed thing it looks like.

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

But where are my ACTUAL friends’ #FCF posts? 👀

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

No but like this has been a very taxing 4 years already. It’s only been a month.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Looking for my person for Valentine’s Day.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Go Birds

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

I was sick the past two days. Anyways, here’s me and ma thighs.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

A-BRACA-DABRA ABRA-CADAAAAABRA 🔴 ⚪️

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

ABRACADABRA. holy fuck. mayhem.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I didn’t sign an NDA for that one guy who blew my back out…

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

I think I will do well being with a hot muscle nerd.

submitted 140 days ago • 1 comment

Just want to throw it out to the interwebs & all netizens that while the govt is pelting us, we need to reboot, restart, reconvene, reawaken, recharge, and FOCUS— we need to keep reminding ourselves we need rest. We can take shifts, we can swerve, we can designate, we can lift. ❤️

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Last night.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

This nugget is horny. Send pole and biceps please.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Late night shenanigans.

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Soooooo… about those drones and UAP stuff. What happened to that craze?

submitted 146 days ago • 3 comments

Waiting for my trick.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Oh so you’re JUST finding out Asians are hot because of the RedNote App? Lmaooooooo

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

"Are We Done Here?" I came out the shower, walked towards him sitting on the sofa. "You good?" "Yeah, just checking messages," He stood up, grabbed his shorts and went for a hug. "Thanks for tonight, I'll see you around?", he asked. "For sure... you have my number," I never heard from him.

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

So… how’s everyone doing today?

submitted 161 days ago • 1 comment

Okay I should start using this or some other variation.

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to keep reposting this gem every Friday until it gets the traction it deserves.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Never been trusting if air fryers but I just cooked a chimichurri steak and I am SOLD.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, that’s not the “first pump of the year” content I was hoping for.

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot WAIT to see Michelle Yeoh’s interpretation of this scene on Wicked 2. I have two words: Tiger Mom. If you don’t know, you will with her.

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

A never-before-seen photo of me in the ultimate “pit” pose all the mensss have been doing. Happy New Year.

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments