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Is it time for the story of how I passed out briefly while having a shit in the Scientology shop on Tottenham Court Road?

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MAD Magazine's Spy vs Spy

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Henry giving a man zero chance to answer youtu.be/pdYsvMGPKt0?...

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Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.

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Love it

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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

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ICONIC: Yosemite National Park workers just hung an upside-down American flag—THOUSANDS of feet up on El Capitan. That’s not decoration. That’s a distress signal. They’re telling us the country is in danger. Are you paying attention? www.sfchronicle.com/outdoors/art...

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URGENT: Sign the petition to end plastic pollution

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Oh my indeed, all hail George Takei 💪🏼

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If you haven't read it, I strongly recommend this. The first in a great series

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Imagining a parallel universe where Apprentice presenter Alan Sugar runs Britain with the shadow of tech bro Clive Sinclair looming over him.

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Ya boy is not participating in any traditional Grammys week celebrations,,, if ya catch me outside,,, we giving back to this area and its families and first responders. 👍🏾

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National history museum, Blue whale skeleton.

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Oh look. A President, a Governor, a Mayor - all at the crash site at the Chesapeake Bay with first responders. Not swimming. Showing empathy and leadership.

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Please reply with your favourite Black-owned businesses, plus art, movies, music, inspirations, inventions, GoFundMe’s, Kickstarters and anything else! Here's a list of brands, courtesy of @ninaturner.bsky.social: ninaturner.substack.com/p/target-boy... #BlackHistoryMonth #BlackLivesMatter

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I've got all of them except number 2, and it's like toothache.

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💥 New Zealand knows what’s up!!

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25% tariff on Americans using the word 'twat' until they learn to pronounce it properly

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Watching this on repeat how is your day going?

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Yeh, But IS IT FUNNY?

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please download and listen to this podcast, it's a really good episode this week.

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"Do you plan to visit the crash site?" Trump, "What crash site, the water? You want me to go swimming?" What a fucking asshole.

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Showed the man at the train barriers my qr code ticket and he said beep as he opened the gate. Day made.

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RIP Marianne Faithful. Here she is in the late 90s singing this rather lovely world weary version of Noel Coward's Mad About the Boy www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Sf...

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This is a lovely article

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These new safety razors are the best thing since sliced beard.

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Assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, this will be an incredible image for future historians/students of the Trump era

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Well well, Donald Trump says, without evidence, that plane helicopter collision probably happened because air traffic control has some people in it who are not white men - yeah yeah , just normal politics - I imagine he dreams of strange fruit at night as he smiles m.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vB...

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my favorite CIA fact that puts many of its early/deranged activities (e.g. MK Ultra, agents putting psychedelics in each other's coffee cups) in important context is that it was formed only in 1947. it was less than 20 years old when JFK was killed, younger than homeland security is today

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John Prescott’s coffin has arrived at Hull Minster for his funeral. Appropriately, the hearse was a Jag, as is the family’s car. A knowing wink you suspect. Two Jags to the end.

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Audio Inception: 25 Artists Who Could Define 2025 This team-curated list gives you a heads-up on future music prize winners, big sellers & lesser known gems that may fly-under-the-radar but will always catalyze the cultural conversation - clashmusic.com/features/aud...

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You’re Cordially Invited review – Reese Witherspoon and Will Ferrell carry fun comedy

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‘Epidemic’ of violence against women and girls in UK is getting worse – report

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French version of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

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Ah, man. The incomparable Marianne Faithfull has left us - 78 years of age, a life well and truly lived. Sleep well. www.clashmusic.com/news/mariann...

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Let’s end on something jolly - I always delight in The Jovers - and remember, there are lots of good people out there and I think they’re getting louder m.youtube.com/watch?v=XrlK...

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I thought I was feckless ,underachieving and lazy , but turns out I was a field sabotage operative .

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Max, Klaus, Willem, & Bill 🩸 Shout-out to the creative mind that made these...Wolfman138 on IG!

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It's funny how times change. Kids these days are all 'OMG!', whereas we were all 'OMGA!' (Oh my giddy aunt!).

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If the only criterion for something’s success is that it’s the most financially profitable use of a space, we’re going to have a pretty shitty world. You can always make more money out of something by squeezing it differently. The question is: is that all there is?

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Sam Altman's kids tonight.

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