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I am a Short King Comedian from Indiana who performs wherever I can! Like many of you, I am an escapee from the Twitter verse. I support BLM, LGBTQIA+ rights, Pro-Choice/women's autonomy, Free Palestine, and fighting for your right to party. πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰
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Denim pork-n-beans. Call it jork-n-jeans.

Nah let's hear him out

Whoever did this I salute you! 🀣β™₯️

What doesn't kill you makes you exhausted and broke.

Bars that have vending machines for cigarettes and candy bars need to throw a couple packs of Pokemon cards in there. Actually don't. Two shots in and I'd go broke. 🀣

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

Seeing a Facebook memory with someone who was a close friend who you haven't seen or heard from in years stings something different, bro.

You ever take a poop so satisfying it changes your mood?

Me: I just got paid, I should really save money! Also me: CRAB RANGOONS IT IS!

With a measles outbreak growing in West Texas, and cases popping up across the country, experts say vaccination is your best protection. And it's not just for kids. Some adults may need a booster.

Not me getting two of the audience members to go to Shake Shack with me last night because I called one of them Spinelli from Recess, and went from flirting with her to recruiting her for this year's Pride Fest. πŸ˜‚πŸ«‘ We either pull baddies or recruit them to the team, like an anime protag.

Thanks for a great night, Crackers Comedy Club! Now to get me some Shake Shack and delta the fuck back to Terre Haute!

TONIGHT! I know I have spammed this on all my socials but I'm just excited to get back to Crackers in downtown Indy TONIGHT!!!

I got TikTok access back so I guess I'll post some here to see if they go uh ... somewhere? Here's me unable to find my remote. It's got commentary, a dog, the word "TVussy" and my feet for you eagle-eyed FREAKS out there. It's got it all!

Oh hi! If you are going to be in Downtown Indianapolis and want to see me at Crackers Comedy Club this THURSDAY (2/20) at 8pm, you can get tickets at crackerscomedy.com/collections/... ! Thank you!

Hosting at Crackers in Indy this week, we have a show at Tollys on 3/8, I booked a private birthday party gig, and then booked a show for the Happy Tails Animal Rescue. The surest sign that winter is coming to a close is that everyone wants to do shows again. 🀣

he looks so GOOFY 😭

Had "family dinner" with the ex, her husband, girlfriend, her kid, and her girlfriend's kid. By all logic I should not be okay, but here I am. Absolutely okay. I think it helps the only reason we ended is that I'm not poly. Plus I have some prospects on the horizon AND like 5 comedy shows booked.

Childish Gambino's "Bando Stone and the New World" was such a slept on album in 2024 but that's just a testament to how much good music we got last year.

So I was able to redownload TikTok finally but idk if I even want it anymore, tbh. πŸ˜…

So sad to see the show end, but we all know Cobra Kai never dies.

Childish Gambino voice: Gulf of America

SAY DRAKE πŸ’€

Very thrilled to announce I will be back at Crackers Comedy Club in downtown Indianapolis to host their open mic on Feb 20th! Tickets are $18 and they always have a great lineup of comedians! It'll be one you won't wanna miss!

The only person I'm rooting for in this Super Bowl is Kendrick Lamar.

BRB currently crafting the worst human imaginable in a Frankenstein-esque scientific affront to nature. Y'all are NOT ready for Elon DeGeneres.