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marwood.bsky.social
Halloumi enthusiast, professional old building botherer, islander, chicken keeper. Was simon callanish on twitter. MDANT.
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Wasn't my calling

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Pretty unnerving tbh

submitted 46 days ago • 6 comments

Current view from my office window

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

“I love my dog as much as I love you/ you may fail my dog will always come through”. So sang Cat Stevens. I wonder if his wife ever urinated in the bedding section of Pets At Home on their 20th wedding anniversary.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Happy new year x

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Yesterday one of my oldest friends decided this life wasn’t for them anymore , fucking heartbreaking that someone you have known all your life didn’t feel that they could talk to someone.. RIP Ally 💔 Pass on the numbers in the photo if there is anyone that you know is struggling..

submitted 88 days ago • 12 comments

Here’s an interesting article by Mark Valentine about Arthur Machen and the Sherlock Holmes stories, just up on the excellent Wormwoodiana blog wormwoodiana.blogspot.com/2024/11/arth...

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Todays ‘walk’ He’d like to remind you that Bull Terrier’s don’t like walkies 😡😅🤣

submitted 87 days ago • 13 comments

I'm sorry I said your Risotto was not adequately seasoned.

submitted 89 days ago • 3 comments

You can get an OS map—400 squares of 1 km²—centred around your house. Imagine exploring them one by one—400 microadventures. That’s what @alastairhumphreys.bsky.social sets out to do, and it’s a fascinating initiative: buff.ly/3UfUlIA

submitted 289 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 98 days ago • 501 comments

I'M ALIVE!!! Fuck you, Schrödinger!

submitted 98 days ago • 1026 comments

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I'd have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, falling anvils/pianos, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it's mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

submitted 98 days ago • 23 comments

Crying 😂

submitted 101 days ago • 128 comments

OH GOD - HERE IT IS

submitted 102 days ago • 13 comments

My cartoon for this weekend’s Guardian Books.

submitted 117 days ago • 17 comments

An erotic short story in three acts

submitted 197 days ago • 69 comments

Look at that face

submitted 103 days ago • 8 comments