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Hope for the best, plan for the worst. Writer. Cat lady. AuDHD. Stone-cold bitch with stone-cold boundaries. Menace to my husband.
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Hey dumbass, the real reason autism is diagnosed so much is because it’s more easy to diagnose autism. As in more education and information available to recognize and diagnose autism.

Everything is hopeless. I’m done.

Vincent's Bedroom in Arles, 1888 #vincentvangogh #postimpressionism

[WTV] 📺 Puppet History -Lisztomania! - Season 7, Episode 4 - feat. Reece Feldman

Ryan Bergara in Ghost Files Alone:

Gettin’ real sick and tired of all these old men following me…

#fuckzuck

people who say things like "virtue signaling" reveal themselves for exactly who they are - people who have no moral compass so they think anyone who does anything in the name of morality is just lying

Still have a cold 1 week later. I’d like to be well and not tired anymore tyvm #coldseason #illnesssucks

The Balloon, 1907 #postimpressionism #prendergast

it pets the cat or it gets the hose

Since the year is almost over, I thought it would be neat to look back and share my top four comics of 2024! Hope you liked them too! ✨

Athena has the right idea: use this morning to nap #blackcatsofbsky

The Big Fig blessed me with his presence earlier #catsofbluesky

STAY POSITIVE!

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.

Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning

A song about rainbows

Black Friday capitalism has come for my bank account once again… #blackfriday #adhd #adhdtax

Y'all know what to do Bluesky! #FindAuntPat

Holiday tip: when you need a little break, just go do the dishes and everybody will leave you alone

Helpful hotlines today: 1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey 1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce 1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin Happy Thanksgiving.

A little holiday food reminder for u

Shoutout to the Starbucks Baristas today for helping me placate my dad on this chilly November day.

Hey! Bluesky! Learn you about some Autism! I wrote this piece after a conversation with CNN's Sanjay Gupta, and it's received tremendous feedback from both Autistic people and from educators, doctors and journalists who have learned from it. Read it! coda.io/@mykola-bilo...

Don’t mess with Gen Z.