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[ceo of doctors] please email me how much health you generated last week

Farewell New Heidecker, we miss you son and we wish you well

i hope Toni’s ipad is okay

what an ending

😱😱😱😱 #ocatc

holy shit

hopefully the rat poison in his eye will cancel out the rat infection

what are you barking up this tree there’s no fruit there!

JOEY PATRON

eric roberts is a gem

come back joe!!

the pieces were human BEAMS

not an internet scheme!!!

they didnt even show what movie toni was watching

so great to hear joey’s catchphrase “see you in the funny pages”

i thought that was really joey patron at first. mark is like a chameleon

corwin wore a princess diana wig?

julius caesar, abraham lincoln, chlorine in the water supply

big mike is the best in the biz of rat traps. he’s perfectly qualified to care for mark

mark has never looked better

great time for dudley heads!!

It's Christmas in Tinseltown!

SANTA

thank god for gregg turkingtons big surprise and gumbo

#ocatc

is this on cinema on vermin?

cheers to orkin

does the orkin rat poison contain any carbon monoxide?

BIG MIKE FROM ORKIN

😳 #ocatc

G Amato is a genius

Incredible moments in film history #ocatc #oscer

Who wore it better? #OCATC

tim asked him for a reasonable amount of one million dollars