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Church of Deep Space Nine. Dog person. Cocktail person. I hate almost everything, but in a cute way.
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Don’t meet your heroes’ political views.

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I have never asked ChatGPT to anything.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

This is Trump’s Abbey Road.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Who orders the police to incite and escalate violence though? We should get to the bottom of that.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Man, fuck the New York Post.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump has committed at least 16 of those same offenses. #NoKings

submitted 15 days ago • 20 comments

Come and see the violence inherent in the system.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Just casually wondering aloud how those R senators would have responded if footage of one of their ranks being dragged out and forced face down to the ground was widely circulating.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Big fat raindrops keep falling on my head.

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

This literally made me cry. It’s excruciating.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Statin’ classy, San Diego! ❤️

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I miss soundtrack album collecting. I’m recently in love with Ron Goodwin’s score for Murder, Ahoy. All praise to the culture stewards still keeping this magnificent art alive. But also, give me Murder, Ahoy, please!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Primo Brands bought ALL the water delivery services. Since acquiring, my delivery has been delayed 8 times. Now pushed to June 9. And prices went up. Never missed an Arrowhead delivery in decades. Tell me again how this isn’t a monopoly and is good for consumers. Fooled AI somehow 🤷‍♀️

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Remembering all the fallen rolling in their graves today.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I would book a cruise over the edge of the earth if I was this dumb.

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This is how to treat Jake Tapper. www.showbiz411.com/2025/05/20/j...

submitted 40 days ago • 308 comments

Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star. PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇

submitted 42 days ago • 218 comments

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

submitted 49 days ago • 160 comments

The boy who cried constitutional crisis was not lying.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

“In 2023, the company controversially changed the streaming service to simply Max — ditching the most venerated network brand name in television in favor of the most popular name for male dogs.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

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The world is made up of trolls and the trolled. The trolled rising up to troll the trolls is doomed, because the trolls never cared what the trolled thought of them to begin with. Yes, this is about the Qatar-a-Lago plane thing.

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

NOW can we get rid of David Zaslav?

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i want someone to calculate how much these collective decisions cost, that it may radicalize us all, ferally

submitted 46 days ago • 135 comments

Stranger in a strip mall said, “For what it’s worth, you are very lovely.” Birthday complete.

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Nearly choked to death on a bite of apple. I’m not bullish on my chances in the apocalypse.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

You can’t judge a book by its cover. You have to lift up the cover and inspect its genitals.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Changing the names of countries and bodies of water to erase their ethnic history was one of the central projects of Hitler’s Third Reich. It’s right there in front of us.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Spotted while delivering food as one of my side jobs at the old apartment.

submitted 54 days ago • 5 comments

THE PENTAGON BUDGET JUST HIT A TRILLION DOLLARS. Not a single pundit from either political party said “how are we going to pay for it?!” Don’t dare tell us we cannot ALL have healthcare, housing, and education.

submitted 55 days ago • 676 comments