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t-shirt from the internet ✨☕️ Seattle via Missoula 🏔️
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Whoever did it, kind of insane to send me an email about a movie that makes it into my main inbox

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Yeah idk what you guys are on, but the president can’t just saddle his main donor with all his negative political capital just bc he’s on the spectrum. Everything he’s done, he was acting under the president’s explicit authority, grace, and negligence

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Lmao Gmail "Set a Home Address" k you're my embarrassing, ill-named email address from 1998. i literally would not tell you my middle name even if i had no one else in the world to talk to

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I am very tired of all the evil

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

I don't want any birthday presents unless they can directly alleviate the excruciating lower back pain I got this year from "prolonged sitting"

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

AI has a better take on this than you, actually

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Making an album in my camera roll for bug bite progression.

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

Taxes are like your subscription fee to being alive

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I think "stalker rock" is a good new music genre

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Okay Robinhood, you can stop sending me notifications now. I get it

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

It’s the stupid, economy.

submitted 59 days ago • 125 comments

you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

submitted 60 days ago • 1311 comments

These captchas are so shitty there is no way they weren't designed by a robot tbh

submitted 59 days ago • 2 comments

Flossed my teeth then immediately ate a Hershey's kiss

submitted 60 days ago • 3 comments

“mistakenly deported” oh you mean kidnapped by a govt, aka a war crime

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

no sweetie its okay your 401k is in heaven now 🖤

submitted 62 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 63 days ago • 2 comments

I’m at work so long during the day that I have to bring a toothbrush to work

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

*looks for the worst pair of pants I own*

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

The list of countries setting an example for ours in real time grows longer by the day. www.nbcnews.com/news/world/s...

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

May have a quick mental breakdown this week. Not sure yet

submitted 64 days ago • 2 comments

😎

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Just the best Pete Hegseth quote of all time

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

But her emails didn’t actually have war plans

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

My inbox is causing me great pain

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine if every time you got into your car, the layout changed. That’s what using the internet for work feels like.

submitted 79 days ago • 2 comments