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my-cah | cat lover, cop hater, tuba tooter (he/him) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 📍London
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was going to send this vid to my pt but think I might be showing just a bit too much bussy lmao

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Lorde’s new song is cute!! I like it. I do feel like she’s one of those artists that peaked so early though. Green Light still remains one of the best songs ever written

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Who’s volunteering to help!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Back in London and immediately I am feral🥹🥹🥹🥹

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

My progress pic yesterday was kinda slutty with my boxers coming down my waist a bit🫦

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I would really really like to bottom for many of my bloomfs on here xx

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Been around too many straight boys this weekend I need to grab someone’s COCK

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I love London life but moments like this will always make me proud to be a Scot, one of the most beautiful places in the world♥️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I’m the youngest person at my brothers stag yet the one with the least amount of stamina, I’m fucking knackered and this hangover has killed me off and it’s literally only day 2

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

can’t stop thinking about Michelle Holli

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Didn’t have the money to get bag before my brothers stag and I’m REALLY fuckin annoyed about it because this is difficult just on alcohol lol

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Opened bluesky next to one of my brothers straight friends and my timeline was absolutely full of penises and I yelped and tried to scroll away and it was just endless penises

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The Airbnb for my brothers stag do has a Barbie dream house I’m in my fucking element

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

When I die can I, I I I I Vanish into you

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Looking fairly miserable on this three-legged trip to Edinburgh (thank u trainsplit)

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Have to be up at 4 in the morning to make way to Scotland for my brothers stag do

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Right

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

In years to come we'll look at this era and wonder why in light of a global pandemic, economic inflation, growing inequality and technological upheaval we decided to make the private lives of a minority considerably worse.

submitted 9 days ago • 48 comments

Now, then, forever

submitted 9 days ago • 262 comments

Asking them the important questions on a first date (what’s their favourite radio station from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas)

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

happy Monday

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Forgot to say - I’m so excited to be using British plugs again. I hate those loose pussy American ones!!!!!!

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Back in the UK after two weeks in the USA. Can’t wait for a cup of tea and beans on toast. Can’t wait for someone to tell me the temperature and for it to be in Celsius.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Planes and their amazing lighting, what they like🛩️

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Mary Queen of Thots tried to investigate Jan 6. herself— “I looked for evidence”

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I thought London was bad but fuckin hell America has fully bankrupted me idk how anyone survives here Please can someone buy feet pics off me

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Grindr has now got a new feature/glitch (could be either) where the grid will snap back to the top randomly as you’re scrolling for absolutely no reason. Really great! Love that! Definitely not a broken and dysfunctional app!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Not one to kiss and tell (I absolutely am) but I just had my fantasy of being shagged in someone’s office and it was SO hot

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments