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I know this would be unconstitutional but I wish every election cycle, Americans who wanted to vote had to take a social studies quiz about the roles of government so people wouldn't vote for a president based on the price of gas or eggs

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

I've been having the worst postnasal drip in my life the past three weeks and now suddenly, when I book an appointment with an ENT, it's just gone. Wondering if I should keep the appointment....

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I honestly don't know coz I don't be posting shit 🤣

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

The Bears look worse on both sides of the ball omg!

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

A creative way to call someone stupid? "I just know zombies wouldn't chase you."

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Baby slept through the night, please lord make this her normal routine 🙏🏿

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

When you on a diet and your partner aks "you wanna go to McDonald's?"

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Selfishness is only thinking about your own needs and not anyone else, sometimes everything isn't about you

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Not me being the top 0.01% of Beyoncé listeners because II Hands II Heaven 🥴

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

My Chicago Bears look good, just get us a new coaching staff and an O line and the NFC North gon be stacked

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

It ain't nothing but bad takes and negativity on twitter

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

There are other reasons why people leave a marriage besides the obvious and I'm starting to realize that. Happy that my husband and I are working on things!

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Megan Good and Jonathan Majors are engaged!? Lord, I thought they were a fake couple....

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Starting therapy tomorrow 😌

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

One thing I love about Bluesky is how you can put "sky" at the end of everything...blacksky, sportsky, animesky, etc

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

The Bears got a curse or something....a fucking field goal away!

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Oh baby, it's becoming really obvious why Waldron was fired......

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Scoring on the Packers? Beautiful 😍

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

At first, I didn't want to watch the Packers v. Bears game but it's not bad, we just need to score a touchdown like yesterday

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

INTERCEPTION! That's my Bears defense!

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

And why is Green Bays O-Line so godlike? SACK HIS ASS!

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

The Bears be pissing me off!

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Finally free of "in America, do they really..." discourse

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I don't support all women, some of y'all are very dumb!

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I have no recent photos of myself without my baby in them 🤣

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

#addtoblacksky

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Collab with Meg the Stallion?

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Is this a safe space to finally say JJK wasn't good and Gege left out a LOT of interesting plot points.....

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

My husband really said he was going to punish our child if she got Cs...told him that abusive and I'd leave him and he changed his tune quick

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

I now have a page where I can complain about my family and no one will see it

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments