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Not a ◽️white▫️ friendly page. You're NOT welcome here. https://throne.com/marzzipann VII✨️ MA🏡 🇭🇹 ♋️ "An open book that no one seems to read correctly"

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"They don't know what the fuck they're doing..." - sentient creamsicle colored smegma that also doesn't know wtf its doing.

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I can’t stand when people call me a flirt, when I’m just trying to be friendly

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Oh yall must have been showing meat last night 😅 that's all I see down my SL

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Flirting >>> being overly horny & the line is not thin.

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Now why didn't I think of this back then? 😄😭

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With the right people, yes.

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Where? 👀

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🤭

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All this talk of buttering butts just makes me think of this tbh

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IKTR 😄

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White racists: "The apocalypse is here." Everyone else: Y'ALL ARE THE APOCALYPSE we're trying to survive.

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The slow walk up😄 the shirt 😭😂🤣

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Boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, so I take a shit on company time 😌

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Can't they just go after government officials instead of citizens? THEY are the ones in control. 😤 Why Tf would our government care if they nuked us? They're already planning on going underground. It's doing them a favor by instilling fear here so they can take back citizen control after

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I’m never going to see precedented times

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Lawd Hammercyyy 😮‍💨🥵🫠

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This man said he was timing his haircuts with her ovulation cycle 🥴

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Sometimes seconds later. So cute.

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Shut (and I cannot stress this enough) THE FUCK UP.

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Reads skyline sees kngga closes app

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One half of my first name is the name of some tribe and means "of it's own kind." The other half doesn't have a meaning the way it's spelled, but there are variations of it. One biblical (where my dad got it from) and the other means palm tree.

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HAPPY JUNETEENTH MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ❤️🖤💚

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"They don't know what the fuck they're doing..." - sentient creamsicle colored smegma that also doesn't know wtf its doing.

I can’t stand when people call me a flirt, when I’m just trying to be friendly

Oh yall must have been showing meat last night 😅 that's all I see down my SL

Flirting >>> being overly horny & the line is not thin.

Now why didn't I think of this back then? 😄😭

With the right people, yes.

Where? 👀

🤭

All this talk of buttering butts just makes me think of this tbh

IKTR 😄

White racists: "The apocalypse is here." Everyone else: Y'ALL ARE THE APOCALYPSE we're trying to survive.

The slow walk up😄 the shirt 😭😂🤣

Boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, so I take a shit on company time 😌

Can't they just go after government officials instead of citizens? THEY are the ones in control. 😤 Why Tf would our government care if they nuked us? They're already planning on going underground. It's doing them a favor by instilling fear here so they can take back citizen control after

I’m never going to see precedented times

Lawd Hammercyyy 😮‍💨🥵🫠

This man said he was timing his haircuts with her ovulation cycle 🥴

Sometimes seconds later. So cute.

Shut (and I cannot stress this enough) THE FUCK UP.

Reads skyline sees kngga closes app

One half of my first name is the name of some tribe and means "of it's own kind." The other half doesn't have a meaning the way it's spelled, but there are variations of it. One biblical (where my dad got it from) and the other means palm tree.

HAPPY JUNETEENTH MY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ❤️🖤💚

I can't find the video but Earthquake once said: "Lincoln didn't free the slaves, polyester did. They stopped wearing cotton..."

Rest gracefully

YES.😃