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you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos

submitted 1 day ago • 1253 comments

Bringing back manufacturing, specifically of high value, strategically important goods, is in the national interest, but it’s a mistake to look at this as a jobs program. Modern factories are highly automated. The actual jobs we need are in home building and childcare/eldercare.

submitted 3 days ago • 41 comments

White dudes are just bored, that’s why we need to destroy the economy.

submitted 3 days ago • 599 comments

I thought my dwarves in DF were just being dramatic over the miasma from rotting corpses, until I opened my fridge’s vegetable drawer

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

submitted 5 days ago • 1041 comments

People gonna be trying to pay rent with their hatred of pronouns.

submitted 5 days ago • 86 comments

the problem with RFK jr is not that he is an addict it is that he is the horseman pestilence

submitted 56 days ago • 26 comments

This Super Bowl Sunday, here's a reminder of what real courage looks like.

submitted 58 days ago • 968 comments

eat shit kermit

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 60 days ago • 337 comments

I personally don’t want the root of all evil, I just want root access.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 72 days ago • 40 comments

It will save you time and mental energy if you understand that a lot of white people don’t believe anything is racism unless the person doing it is wearing a shirt that says, “I am doing this for a racism.” Plausible deniability is a social survival tool for them in a way it has never been for us.

submitted 73 days ago • 63 comments

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

submitted 77 days ago • 905 comments

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

submitted 80 days ago • 782 comments

Heartbreaking day for me. It turns out a different Sam Alito has been reading my Pornhub essays.

submitted 82 days ago • 323 comments

when there’s snow on the road and you can’t turn the lsd off

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you, my joke would have been funnier if I simply made a factual statement as you suggested

submitted 88 days ago • 14 comments

Attempted to demonstrate my modular synth to my parents and couldnt even make the drum machine make a drum noise.

submitted 88 days ago • 155 comments

I like hot pots, so I've been buying this product from Costco for a decade. I can tell you the price now is lower than I've ever seen. Too bad the short-sighted, econ illiterate "inflation voters" didn't want to give Joe enough time. They deserve the incoming disaster. I don't.

submitted 88 days ago • 3 comments

Stop making books where I have to strain to see the text. Make that shit big! I want my books sized like a kid tryna meet the minimum page length.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Are there no subways? Are there no bus stops? If they are going to walk then they had better do it and decrease the surplus automobile traffic

submitted 92 days ago • 11 comments