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they/them ffxiv player (derogatory) extremely stupid and cries a lot if I block you it means I win the debate
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bro thinks bluesky is going to win the dems an election you can’t make this shit up

Chappel Roan themed bbq restaurant H-O-G-T-O-G-O

Had the realization that the singer in that old “what if cartoons got saved” song implies that beavis and butt-head are undeserving of God’s love and should burn in hell

enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

Democracy is dead in Tennessee, slain by the Republican Party who just criminalized lawmakers voting for things they disagree with. The democratic experiment has ended, we are in fascism now.

ffxiv rpers be like “here is my unique new oc,” and it’s another pale skinned raen girl with brown hair and glasses who has superpowers and trauma that makes her cold and standoffish

Everything is expensive and getting more expensive, poverty is rampant, the planet is burning, wars are happening, but thank god we have brave leaders protecting us from the real horror of having to treat women as people

every day I thank god that I no longer live in the shithole of a country that is the United States

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

tbh I would feel more comfortable with Xi Jinping stealing my data than Mark Zuckerberg

I don't want China stealing my data, i want my data to be safely on a harddrive on mark Zuckerberg's island compound

unfriendly reminder that there’s only one way to make corporations comply and stop destroying both the environment and poor people and you’ll get banned for saying what it is. Luigi knew

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

To celebrate Facebook getting rid of fact checkers we should all log on there and share the truth about mark zuckerberg having an entire warehouse full of bottles of dog cum. He drinks 3 bottles at breakfast

if I were famous one of the first things I would do is go on tv and say something completely insane and then pull out my phone to watch my Wikipedia page update in real time

Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work

commissioner Gordon: “batman what’s your political ideology” centrist batman: “IM WHATEVER GOTHAM NEEDS ME TO BE” *votes for every Republican on the ballot*

not enough people appreciate the fact that we are alive at the same time as this man

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

Unpopular opinion most people think Neelix is the most annoying Star Trek character but i think its hands down Lwaxana Troi Neelix is annoying because he acts silly and looks funny but Lwaxana Troi’s entire character is that she tries to manipulate her daughter and harasses Picard

All I want for Christmas is for Elon Musk to get Luigi’d

LMAO this is such bullshit Reality of work from home is you enjoy life more which is exactly what these creeps don’t want

I’m permabanned from Twitter for making fun of rich people and now I have some followers here for some reason so it’s time to bring back my shitposting

what if Santa exacted his vengeance