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It’s reported that Israel have now breached the Gaza ceasefire 266 times, killing 132 Palestinians. But an Israeli has also been killed. Jacob Avitan, a 39 year old Jewish contractor was shot dead….by the IDF as he walked towards a checkpoint in civilian clothing. They apologised for that one.

FIFA have awarded those giants of Soccer Saudi Arabia the hosting of the 2034 World Cup. Last year Saudi Arabia carried out 330 executions. Many for minor offences including peacefully protesting the removal of people to build soccer stadiums. It is time to leave THIEFA and start a new federation.

Sovereignty is… Wanting a foreign billionaire to meddle in your politics Oh, the back-bending mental gymnastics of those easily-led bellends.

"Extremist views"? Not the slaughter then, just opposition to it. Of all the issues plaguing the NHS, objecting to mass murder, including the targeting and killing of health workers, should not be a thing to get dictatorial about. The Labour Party is full on establishment and pro genocide.

A female colleague said that she liked “The cut of my jib”. I told her she shouldn’t even be looking at my jib and that I’m not a sex object. I lodged a complaint. HR (female 🫤)have said it’s my own fault for walking around with my “jib out”. Sexism is still huge in the work place!

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My gym close the steam room and sauna if there is a swimming gala on. I don't understand why these facilities should close because there is an event on. Any thoughts?

Grief is the repayment of a debt we owe to love.

When Israel murdered 3 British aid workers working for World Central Kitchen this year both the main English Parties continued their support. Suella Braverman smiled with Israeli ministers the very next day.The three were all ex military. They served their country. Their country gave no fucks back.

Imagine that in the final years of your life you chose to use tax payer money to fund a genocide performed by a country that rinses the piss out of you. All the death, humiliation and inhumanity in your ledger just before you meet your maker. What sort of absolute psychopathic idiot would do that.

Just to make you aware, I may have left a squidgy gift in your bedroom. You're very welcome.

Great podcast with humane and empathetic people who are also capable of a having a laugh. Great combination.

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Israel has performed air strikes against civilian vehicles and buildings and shot people dead who were returning to their homes and villages in Lebanon. They did these things in order to "preserve the ceasefire," Biden, Harris and the entire administration are cool with this. They deserved to lose.

I hate to be "Woke" but why do so many SciFi shows and films employ humans who act as extraterrestrials? Real life aliens are highly marginalised and discriminated against. Wake up mass media!!!

80% of flights are non Israeli. Reconnaissance is being provided by the USA, the UK and Europe. Air bridges maintain a huge supply of weapons. Bombs and missile strikes are delivered based on what we supply and where we tell Israel to strike. We are not “allowing” a genocide, we are performing it.

If Jesus were alive today he’d be a socialist and the majority of British people would hate him.

At night, in a car full of the dead bodies of her relatives, 6 year old Hind Rajab talked to the Red Crescent on a mobile phone, begging to be saved. She was killed by rapid gun fire, assessed to have come from an Israeli tank. The paramedics trying to save her were blown up.

They blew up her home, killed her parents & siblings, and took her leg. In this interview she wished for an artificial leg and talked of studying law.They had not taken her hope. Her name was Dunia. She was 12. They fired a tank shell into her hospital room and killed her.

Latest girlfriend sent me an invite to her place to eat her cat (😞) and adding an emoji of a peach and an eggplant! Why would I eat someone's pet? What sort of disgusting meal would you make combining peach and aubergine?! Why does this keep happening to me???!

Starmer makes crass remarks in Parliament about Gaza “not being a genocide”. Yvette Cooper says it’s not within her remit as Home Secretary (🫤) to say whether Netanyahu will be arrested if he comes here. This picture is a year old. A father’s last selfie with his child. It’s not stopping.

Imagine if this was the last picture you could ever take of yourself and your child. We have paid for this with our taxes. What it costs our souls, I wonder.

Robert Jenrick continues the Tory descent into a mad well. He suggests the ICC arrest warrants for Netanyahu are "politically motivated". If he'd listened to the barely attended parliamentary hearing with British Doctor Nizam Mamode, describing his time as a medic in Gaza, Jenrick might think again.

It's very good to see the Republicans getting straight down to the important business of where this person can take a wee. Lucky that there aren't other things to focus on in the USA or the wider world.

I actually like Robert Kennedy, and I agree with lots of what he says, but to suggest that antidepressants are behind mass shootings and not the overwhelming number of guns feels odd.

Imagine what would happen if she had been banned for wearing something linked to Israel. www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

Blackrock is one of the most corrupt, anti-competition and evil corporations in the world. It rakes in profit from Private Healthcare, Fossil Fuel, Weapons Manufacturing and its Landlord Empire, by buying up all the providers in an area and then forcing prices up.

What you see around you is the product of extreme Capitalism, only money is important, people, the environment.. the entire planet isn't. The craziest thing of all is that money isn't real. It only has value because people believe it does.

Energy Prices go up another £21 in the UK. Down 10% in France. Down 6% in Australia. Down 4% in the USA. Ofgem are enabling the Energy Companies theft.

World beating UK, energy prices nearly double anywhere else. Also the UK, every energy firm making 4-10x profits. I wonder if they are related?

Mum always said that the secret to a good pie was fresh organic French onions, home grown in the garden. She was a great woman but her apple pies were fucking disgusting.

I was behind an old lady in Tesco. When her groceries were added up she began to cry that she didn't have enough money. They started taking items off. I tapped her on the shoulder and gently said "Next time bring a calculator. Some of us have things to do." Blimey - some people.

Maybe the UK should become the 51st state of the USA. If it did it would be the poorest, behind Mississippi. Largely as a result of Brexit and austerity. If only there were a trading and defence bloc closer.

Morning New @thetrawl.bsky.social is out. We chat Trump’s team of terror 😱, Jeremy Clarkson, Gary Lineker and what happened in Amsterdam. Plus underrated tweets and clips Link below 👇

Trump’s appointments go from bad to worse… Clarkson fumes about farming …and what we learnt from the Maccabi Tel Aviv football fan fallout in Amsterdam. It’s all in the brand new episode of @TheTrawlPodcast Link below…

Some days I’m just smoke

I hate to be “Woke” but why are so many lesbians, politicians, psychologists, social workers, anarchists, lawyers, etc. , trying to change light bulbs? Firstly, get LED bulbs, they rarely need changing. Secondly, get a qualified electrician to do this work if you’re in doubt. Safety first.

I hate to be “Woke” but do not believe the bullshit about how to chose your porn name. I was told pick the name of your first pet ( in my case a hamster ) and your mother’s maiden name. Let me assure you, I did not get a single gig as “Cheesey Smallcock”.

I have moments of overwhelming grief, when all I want to do is go back in time and be less of a cunt.

Brilliant pod.