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This is my hometown in the pfp. I immigrated to the US in 97. Gen X, mother to two millennials. I have a senior toothless cat whom I named Keith. I write code for a living. Hope for my country of birth to lose the war to 🇺🇦 soon.
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I keep seeing musk being compared to Wormtongue, and I love it for him

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When I first heard the term, I was "ok this is dumb. You can downsize a business. You can replace in-house employees with contract or offshore labor. You can sell the business or shut it down! And if your employee is no longer performing, you can escort them out the door and never see them again."

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Couple funny stories from those times: 1. One day I got to aunt's place late in the evening and was excitedly informed by aunt's communal-apartment neighbors that her cat had just finished having a litter. The kitties were in a box in aunt's room. Mom calls "Did the cat have kittens yet?" 1/

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Valuable info about the army.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

ASTEROID: *speeds toward earth* ASTEROID'S MOM: *grabs asteroid by the collar* stay away from there you might catch something

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

My insurance changed last year to a very obscure one. I lost the therapist I'd been seeing for two years. Went to look for a new one and found only a handful in my area that took my insurance and they all worked for the same clinic.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

ah damn you really owned me by doing the hitler salute. what'd really own me good would be to do that other famous gesture he did on april 30, 1945.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Nazi's gonna Nazi. Elon can't help himself

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Most accurate description of Starbucks coffee I've ever seen. I promise I tried to like it.

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