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Hi, I’m Sarah. I’m here to relate, not debate. 💕🐈🍓🧶🚢🌷🎭🪡🌈☮️
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If a curve determined how much an employee gets paid, I’d be the asshole fucking it up for everyone else. Until that inevitable burnout at least.

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On Monday I had the guts to approach this girl at work that I think looks really cool and told her that. On Tuesday I was sad and awkward as fuck and didn’t speak to her. Wednesday I apologized for being weird and awkward and that I’m autistic… She’s fucking autistic too! 😂🫨

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When people are rude to me, I cry. When people are genuinely kind to me, I also cry, maybe even more so.

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🎶 Ribbon dancer, writing on the wall. Ribbon dancer, up a then a fall. Ribbon dancer, having so much fun. Ribbon dancer, gotta get one! 🎶

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Find someone who treats you like the queen you are because they want to, not because they have to.

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So, we can’t have a national gun registry because that’s too invasive of people’s personal privacy but an autism registry is totally cool. I hate these people…so much.

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Well isn’t this puurrrfect

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“There is room for human error, so you get to be human 10% of the time.” lol could you please rephrase that

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Does anyone else’s annual 420 festivities include watching Smiley Face? 🙂

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Me: Oh wow, even Target is closed today. Husband: They are with Jesus now.

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HE IS RISEN SHE IS RESIN Happy 4/20 ya little weirdos!

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Sarah struggles in crowded spaces and will avoid them. If she must engage, she often feels annoyed and anxious. She often feels mad that others, in these crowded spaces, are not thinking about others around them (such as standing in the way or cutting people off). Lolol fave part of my assessment.

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BFF: What is Bluesky? Me: It’s basically Twitter for people with empathy.

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IM AUTISTIC AND I PAY TAXES AND WIPE MY OWN ASS

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My diagnosis is in… AuDHD all the way! lol now what?

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Lookit me, nailed an interview and an hour afterwards was offered the job! 😎

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.

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It took me several hours, but I submitted my unemployment due to toxic work environment application today. Just gotta print out all my supporting documents and mail them in tomorrow. I have included soooooo much info they probably won’t even read all of it lol.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Hey there Delilah what’s it like in 2007?

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I did it!!!! I handed in my key fob and I am officially free from the most toxic work environment I’ve ever experienced!!!!

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I desperately wish I was one of my cats.

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The scariest villains of my childhood.

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As a kid, I always wanted to break my arm so I could wear a cast and everyone would be nice to me and wanna sign my cast. As an adult, I want to get into a bad enough accident that lands me in the hospital for a month or so, forcing me to not be able to do anything except heal. I need a break. 😔

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I’m a dove. I’m a fucking nightmare.

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“You don’t seem autistic.” You don’t seem to realize how many meds I’m on and that that is what’s helping me come off as “normal”. Also, it’s none of your fucking business.

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taking criticism

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