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Kahlúa shooter, DUI scooter.
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Escalofriante pensamiento.

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*Pink Floyd voice* So So you think you can tell Kenan from Kel…

submitted 3 days ago • 31 comments

A favor siempre de los flipaos.

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youtu.be/ZKs4I8qjo8k?...

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Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

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Local Lutheran Minister Loves To Fuck His Wife theonion.com/local-l...

submitted 7 days ago • 53 comments

Como madridista de cierta edad, siempre es motivo de alegría que eliminen al Milan en la Champions.

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Leyendo las memorias de Azaña tras acabar los diarios de Alcalá-Zamora, los Drake y Kendrick patrios.

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Buenos días, ayer en el especial 50 aniversario de Saturday Night Live sentaron a Spielberg DETRÁS de Ryan Reynolds.

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Viene la que te gusta, actúa normal.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Me he traído la cajita de los auriculares bluetooth pero los auriculares no estaban dentro.

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Patti Smith Horses 50th anniversary tour this fall!

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

youtu.be/1rdElxBlnwc?...

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Veré la Super Bowl cuando en Des Moines, Iowa, vean la gala Miss Vaca.

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Phil Ochs, Bob Dylan, and Dave Van Ronk at The Friends of Chile Benefit Concert (1974) #philochs #bobdylan #davevanronk #thefriendsofchilebenefitconcert #1970s

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Será lo que queráis, pero discazo de Ayuso.

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Me ha dado un vuelco el corazón, para qué mentir.

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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

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Me quedo más tranquilo, la verdad.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Increíble que los jóvenes ya no sepan nada de Benny Goodman y el frenético ritmo del swing.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Una (otra) de las cosas buenas de no beber ya prácticamente nunca es que con dos (2) cervezas ya estás volando en el espacio exterior.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

youtu.be/22wwbTQYKxc?...

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Karla Sofía Gascón Apologizes After ‘Emilia Pérez’ Resurfaces theonion.com/karla-s...

submitted 26 days ago • 21 comments

Karla Sofía Gascón, bienvenida a tu casa, el Real Madrid Club de Fútbol.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Tom Waits on Marianne Faithfull (RIP): “She’s the aunt offering you a cigarette at a wedding when you’re 11. Her voice is spooky oil on a squeaky gate, baby powder meets gunpowder.”

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Golaaasssooo. youtu.be/gAY74NyLMGs?...

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¿Nuestra casa? En medio de la puta calle.

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look at my juror Dawgggggg i'm goin to jail 😫🤯🤣

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

Ayer entre ir y volver de ver The Brutalist estuve más tiempo fuera de mi casa que en las últimas dos bodas a las que he ido.

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I never, ever want google to show me searches I did in the past. The person who searched for those things is dead.

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