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Gay (he/him)🏳️‍🌈| 31 | Attempting Adulting | Sagittarius ♐️ | Chain Restaurant Fan Account
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There is nothing more humbling than Panda Express sending two forks with your order Basically calling you a fat ugly big back bitch

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Happy Valentines Day

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Send nudes it’s Valentines Day

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t think I’ll ever get used to email salutations saying “Dr. Hunter”

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Happy Hump Day

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My Chinese spy app has been showing me a lot of funny content lately So my personal Chinese spy is a diva 💅🏼

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Get into it

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THE CATEGORY IS DANCE OR DIE

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ABRACADABRA = My pussy flooded

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING WE ARE SO SO BACK

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Gaga’s new song and the music video!!!!!! Can’t wait to be standing in a kitchen at 2 AM dancing

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Hungover….send nudes

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Bear Bust tonight

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

This new era of Gaga is going to be really horny

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Why do I sound like Captain Barbossa when I laugh 🙃

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

You know when you see like an 8 with a flop and you are like hmmmm

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

My mom and her friends drunk calling me after margs?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Being gay tonight

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Heard a sample of one of the songs in Lady Gaga’s new album and we are going to be eating SO GOOD

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Me trying to listen and also google wtf “enjoined” means

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Currently watching a webinar for work and nothing against you lawyers in my life but…….DEAR GOD I AM SO BORED

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is now your therapist.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Flop

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Omg omg omg omg Omg omg omg omg

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Michelle is such a cunt without trying to be a cunt and I LIVE

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t care what any of you fags say this is ICONIC

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

If I was a clinical psychologist I would study gay conservatives because what the actual fuck is that phenomenon 😵‍💫

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Wagonwheelwatusi

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Cooking wine is DOG SHIT AND MY SOUP TASTES BAD UGHHHH

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Save us mother

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Ugh fine I’ll look into working out again

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Someone just told me that Hormona Lisa could be my twin……… I will MURDER

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Elon praising the modern day Nazi party in Germany and then icing the fascism cake with that salute Wild boots

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So my coffee was still $5 sounds like a floptina President to me.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Heard it’s #fcf

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