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Male dog who always talks about his “bitch wife” who he actually loves very much. Is this anything

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Vatican confirms new pope as weevil on the steeple, found amongst the people

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone in Star Trek is a human they're just wearing makeup

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

If I hear one person tell me it’s “Revenge of the Fifth” today it might be the final straw

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone seen David Harbour and @pftompkins.bsky.social in the same room because I have a Shazam-esque theory

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Sure I’ve only seen approximately 5 seconds of Wrestlmania but I know one thing and one thing’s for sure and that’s I believe in Joe Hendry

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I’m choosing to assume that Poilievre is just the French word for politics because I’ll never forfeit my dream of United States President Jonathan Q. Politics

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Cab Calloway: This here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher Minnie the Moocher's Son (in the audience): Aw, that's nice Cab: She was a low-down hoochie-coocher Son: No! No!!!

submitted 43 days ago • 8 comments

Medieval guy halfway through sex

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

how about you kids Switch 2 reading a gosh dang book for once

submitted 43 days ago • 4 comments

What has occurred this week chocologically can never happen again

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Financial Experts Recommend Diversifying Portfolio With Multiple Harebrained Schemes theonion.com/financi...

submitted 47 days ago • 20 comments

John Carpenter’s The Thing but at a conclave

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

@hankgreen.bsky.social are there actually 12 billion people? I don’t trust these tiktoks

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments