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Myles Garrett gets a fat paycheck today so…what’s next? #Crew96

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What a bummer. #Crew96

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We wrote this recap while listening to "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus. #Crew96

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#Crew96 plays tonight. (I know, on a Tuesday, in this economy?!) Let's scout a familiar opponent in LAFC.

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New England did a really good job narrowing the field against the Crew on Saturday, but Columbus pounced on a mistake and exposed their lack of width (h/t to Caleb Denorme from @massive-report.com for pointing it out initially). Great job from Nancy to have his players looking for space.

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Breaking down things we loved and we hated against New England. #crew96

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It wasn't overly fun or exciting but Caleb breaks it down for you.

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#Crew96 takes its act on the road, downing #NERevs to remain undefeated in the young MLS season.

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Let’s learn a bit more about the enemy tonight, the New England Revolution. massive-report.com/2025/03/01/c...

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#Crew96 heads to the Northeast looking to bust up a revolution from Caleb Porter and his New England squad. Here's what the Black & Gold might see: massive-report.com/2025/03/01/m...

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Let's talk about Swenson's.

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You guys want to talk food?

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Happy Friday! How we doing?

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Let's talk tactics. #Crew96

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We've made it through the first match of the season. Let's talk about what we learned following the victory against the Fire. #Crew96

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The Crew put on a spooky performance against the Fire and claim and opening-day victory.

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The aggregate score between the #CBJ and #Crew96 contests against their Chicago opponents was 9-3. Columbus wins the day. Midwest No. 1️⃣!

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One word to describe the first half. Go! #Crew96

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Five goal first half! #Crew96

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Tonight's starting XI vs #cf97

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Happy to be back for another season with @massive-report.com lending my photo duties and editing capabilities to this talented staff of humans. Looking forward to tonight even though it’s gonna be ridiculously cold. #Crew96

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Our staff takes a crack at how the 2025 #Crew96 campaign will shake out. massive-report.com/2025/02/22/2...

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It's time for a new season, lets learn about the Chicago Fire. massive-report.com/2025/02/21/m...

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A new podcast for your pleasure. #Crew96 massivereportpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-490/

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The landscape of American Soccer is changing.

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Just a week from now #Crew96 kick a ⚽️

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Timothee Chalamet rolling up to Berlin in an OG Columbus Crew hoodie. Real sicko confirmed.

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#Crew96 has acquired up to $500,000 in GAM via trade with the Los Angeles Galaxy in exchange for Forward Christian Ramirez. Columbus recieves a guaranteed $250K in 2025 GAM and a conditional $250K in 2026 GAM if certain performance conditions are met.

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The roadmap has become a little clearer as #Crew96 learns its Leagues Cup opponents for Phase One. massive-report.com/2025/02/11/c...

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Another #Crew96 forward is reportedly on the move with just 17 days until the Black & Gold begin a new campaign.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

A stunning 2 and a half years in MLS. Interest from clubs abroad. False narratives on social media. Furthering career ambitions. All of these played a part in Cucho Hernandez leaving #Crew96 yesterday.

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Good night sweet prince. #Crew96 massive-report.com/2025/02/03/r...

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

The day may not be done yet.

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

Life is meaningless.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe the most important thing in the MLS/Apple deal from a user experience perspective was putting announcers in the buildings. It's *the* standard, and there's no workaround that can cover for it. Unclear how many games will be called this way, but IMO those games will be significantly worse off.

submitted 40 days ago • 5 comments

Yes..let's put our commentary teams remote to cover a sport that is heavily dependent on atmosphere. Makes sense.

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

This is just lazy effort from #Crew96

submitted 40 days ago • 8 comments

Speaking with a couple of sources within the #Crew96 organization, a lot of people are jazzed to have Pipa back within the ranks. They see it as an opportunity to grow players in the system into complete players (physical & mental). It should be an exciting time.

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After a long time off, we are recording an #MRPod tonight. We’ll cover most #Crew96 topics from the last several weeks but if you have any questions we may not hit, send them our way?

submitted 41 days ago • 4 comments

Hi Friend, do you want a #Crew96 II schedule? Well here you go.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Death, Taxes, and teams from Columbus performing well in the postseason inside Mercedes Benz Stadium.

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Big Pat & Max Arfsten both starting. And also no d-mid. And also a guy who got kicked out of MLS for playing – and getting into a brawl – in men’s league under a false name b/c he wasn't good enough to get minutes for the Montreal Impact is starting over Diego Luna.

submitted 51 days ago • 15 comments

We're late on this, @ralphschudel.com stinks, but life happens sometimes you know? #Crew96

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#Crew96 adds Lassi Lappalainen to its ranks, reuniting him with Wilfred Nancy. massive-report.com/2025/01/09/c...

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The schedule is out including that one "home" game that isn't a home game.

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Will you be making the drive to Northeast Ohio? #Crew96

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Evan Bush returns to #Crew96 for 2025 season.

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