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massivejugs.bsky.social
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WHAT IS GOING ON?????!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just want to complain that I hate wearing glasses and contacts. I’m so fucking sick of it and I don’t qualify for/can’t afford lasik yet

She Bo Jackin on my Horse man

If you’re gonna show me commercials during the game please show me at least 5 different ones holy fuck @mlb.com

Please upgrade the merch game @mets.com I was in Houston for the opening series and they have so many sick outfits

Acuña better not be starting tomorrow @mets.com

@schumer.senate.gov BUM!!!

I’ve lost it

Had no clue #Survivor premiered yesterday this is my first season off Twitter :(

The latest episode of #TheBachelor was the most bananas I’ve seen in a while Pilot Pete vibes fr

Okkkkk Lil Wayne

kermit the frog has done nothing wrong to deserve the patrick mahomes comparisons

Me when it rains:

Sorry yall I bet $3 on Saquon scoring a TD it’s my fault it hasn’t happened yet

All I know is white people lost this game 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Jalen Hurts I am here

Bro the skin hat …. Someone should go to jail

Draft kings is winning most of all

Girl why was SZA there if she wasn’t singing live 😭

Shoutout Glen Powell for the first funny commercial all game

Lemonade and Renaissance deserved AOTY too!!!!! Ridiculous

Thinking about the rizzler

One of the best albums ever period

PARAMOUNT PLUS YOURE ON MY LIST

Huge balls on the Bills staff

GO BILLS!!!!!!! REFS ARE RIGGED

Put that touchdown in the hall of fame #Bills

@ebharrington.bsky.social amazing segment on the daily show!!!!!

Just ate a sweet potato for dinner