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I’m just kidding unless I’m right then I meant it.
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Blitzkrieg

submitted 372 days ago • 0 comments

Racism, that’s bad.

submitted 385 days ago • 0 comments

Do you guys think Kamala Harris has a bush or is shaved?

submitted 412 days ago • 0 comments

Gay people don’t always act gay. But sometimes they are gay as fuck

submitted 412 days ago • 0 comments

All I’m saying is if Hitler won the war there wouldn’t be Jewish rape tunnels in NYC 🤔

submitted 412 days ago • 0 comments

I was thinking about when my dad was smoking meth for a year around me just going over everything that happened and had a realization that he never once offered me any of his meth. So on top of everything else he’s selfish too.

submitted 412 days ago • 0 comments

Romania needs to calm down

submitted 412 days ago • 0 comments

Germany needs to calm down

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Israel is fine

submitted 412 days ago • 0 comments

China needs to calm down

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Russia needs to calm down

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Mexico needs to calm down

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Japan needs to calm down

submitted 412 days ago • 0 comments

I am sick and tired of men claiming “fat” women are not attractive. It is a lie people and terms like “saled dodger” “Jenny Craig dropout” “chin hoarder” “gorloc the destroyer of worlds” “fatzilla” “chunkers” “fatty fat fat fatterton” “wild snorlax” “sea worthy” are not acceptable to say to ANYONE

submitted 412 days ago • 0 comments

I have been a long time supporter of Israel and their culture. I mean the people are incredibly friendly and passionate about their beliefs. There food is amazing along with their sense of style it is one of a kind but I’ve gotta admit it. You guys are real jerks to Palestine. ☹️

submitted 412 days ago • 0 comments

As a tunnel enthusiast I was shocked to find out that Jews have been using tunnels for human trafficking and the raping of small children. #WRONGKINDOFSPELUNKINGJEWS

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Can we all agree the Palestine should just give up? #L+RATIO

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We need to stop the border from being patrolled and arresting these innocent immigrants just trying to live a better safer life in America. WANTING WHAT WE HAVE ISNT A CRIME. #LETTHOSEDIRTYWETBACKSINTOOURCOUNTRYMYLAWNNEEDSTOBECUT

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We need to bring god back into public schools and stop teaching kids about sex in school. All they are doing are teaching the kids exactly what a priest is supposed to show them and it’s not their place to rob that experience from the church. #GODSGIFTS

submitted 412 days ago • 0 comments

If this ain’t magic I don’t know what is

submitted 453 days ago • 0 comments

M.ake bread A.lways stack paper G.et your money up I.nitiate dough rising C.apture a lot of clams

submitted 453 days ago • 0 comments

Casting spells ain’t easy when your greasy.

submitted 453 days ago • 0 comments

Just got roasted into loosing weight by my COD friends

submitted 455 days ago • 0 comments

Great tiling job didn’t even need grout 🫶

submitted 458 days ago • 0 comments

I’m at a hotel in Portland Oregon and this is the first hotel I’ve ever been to with no smoking rooms. Now I have to smoke out side like a cave man.

submitted 458 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t believe they let me on this plane

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