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An author that knows how to spell. I write smut inspired by polyamory, atheism, George Carlin, and Douglas Adams. If you’re looking for traditional romance stories, go fish. Oh, occasional bouts of NSFW and in dire need of an editor.
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Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

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Ooo this is a good one ☺️

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Pierre Poilievre would sell out Canada to Donald Trump at the drop of a hat. Do not vote Conservative.

submitted 28 days ago • 26 comments

🇨🇦WAKE UP, CANADA🇨🇦 Buying Canadian also means we need to boycott America owned Postmedia. They are traitors to Canada platforming Donald Trump and his Pro-annex/invasion writers.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Lady G is never the voice of reason, even if he’s correct.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Star Trek: Section 31…is different from any of the obvious Star Trek, granted. Once you get past that, however, it’s not terrible, regardless of what Rotten Tomatoes says. It’s still better than Star Trek V, and it’s not close

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www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Ocasio-Cortez skipping Trump inauguration: 'I don't celebrate rapists' #Trump

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Hey Americans, if you hate the guy being inaugurated, why the hell did you vote for him? I agree, he shouldn’t have gotten this far, the first time never mind now, but as he begins his expansionist rhetoric, we only have you to blame.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

It appears the downfall of the American empire is picking up steam this morning.

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Mark Carney is far more qualified to manage a national economy than Pierre Poilievre. #IStandWithCarney #cdnpoli #peipoli

submitted 37 days ago • 17 comments

Canada should annex the U.S., China and Russia. It would solve a lot of these issues

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Why does no one Cosplay as Constable Odo? Asking for a friend.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

The Muppets should do a telethon to raise money for those affected by the wildfires in LA.

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

True

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Just about finished my next publication for my pseudonym. A story of absurd sci-fi romance steampunk vampires. It was fun to write, now I just need to figure out the cover, and that isn’t so simple

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Cooking has commenced so the Toronto fire department is on alert for when I call. I always cook by flamethrower, so they know what’s coming.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Takes one to know one.

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On this fifth game of “Super” wildcard weekend, I’m torn. I like Baker Mayfield and I like the Commanders now that they have found some success after correcting their previous nickname error. Either way, they will lose to Detroit, but I’m still torn.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

The “Super” Wildcard Weekend, so far, has shown that the parity the NFL touts is not present this season. Much like real life, there is a severe difference between the haves and the have nots

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Trump’s land grab dreams belong to an ownership mindset rather than a partnership mindset. No wonder he’s on his third wife.

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Remember, it’s not okay to talk about gun control after a mass shooting because that’s ’politicizing it.’ But it IS okay for conservatives to lie about a climate change catastrophe as it’s happening and blame it on ‘DEI.’ Hey, I don’t make up these rules. They do.

submitted 42 days ago • 107 comments

I used to say that Trump want the real master, but was only the puppet of whomever came next. For a brief moment, I thought Elon might have been revealed as the puppeteer. With the talk of taking over all the trading routes (Canada, Greenland, Panama Canal), I’m back to thinking Putin.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Perhaps Canada, Greenland, and Panama should get together and annex all the US except for Mara Lago. We’ll install a new capital in Puerto Rico. That’ll fix it, right?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

It's interesting that, despite the fact that we continue to have a Gov General & the King is on our money (etc), not a peep from England when America is threatening to annex Canada. On the one hand, great. We're independent so who cares. On the other, what *is* the relationship for, now?

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment