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Me: I’m just gonna check this game out, it’s free. But I don’t think I’ll get super into it *2 days later* I’ve played for 14 hours already???

Watched a movie that released in 1977 and the hotel room this character rented was ONLY 9 DOLLARS per night

Music trends come and go, but dubstep will always be cool and no one will ever convince me otherwise

Being able to rap in multiple languages without missing a beat is such a flex

I CAN FINALLY EXIT OUT OF ALL MY TABS I WAS USING TO STUDY LETS GOOOOO

Happy earth day everybody Shoutout earth, she’s my favorite milf

Why does every chemist I’ve ever met produce enough anxious energy to make the Lowes lightbulb section glow

Planning on doing a devil may cry Dante cosplay in a few months and trying to figure out how the heck I’m supposed to make Devil Sword Dante. First time building a cosplay from absolute scratch, and that sword’s textures look daunting

Almost bought uranium glassware yesterday but instead I chose to spend my cash on a small taxidermy alligator head, which surprisingly cost the same as a single plate

Ughghhghghhhgghhhhh

Took a “short” nap yesterday late afternoon that ended up turning into an 11 hour sleep. Chat I may be cooked in terms of getting work done but I am feeling exceptionally rested

This is the most Californian shit ever. The moment my sister landed in LA she got an earthquake alert

There’s actually something very conforting about the fact that fanfiction.net hasn’t changed the design of their website in the past 16 years that I’ve been using it. Time moves so fast and nothing lasts forever, except the silly little fanfic website

Gonna be honest, “McRib shower gel” was not a combination of words I expected to read in my lifetime

If anxiety had a smell I feel like it would resemble those extremely potent, cheap perfumes that’re so sickly sweet that you can’t ignore them

So many people are upset at the Devil May Cry show because it’s not an accurate adaptation of the games. I think I’m lucky that I watched it while just starting to play the games, because with near-zero lore knowledge, I was able to actually enjoy the show

Yesterday I asked my friend to come with me to today’s protest & she was fully ready to call off of work and drive 7 hrs to DC last minute before I specified that I meant the protest at our state capitol like 20 mins away 😭 what a beautiful, spontaneous human being

Gas stations just feel like such mythical places. Imagine traveling cross country on steed. Gas stations are like the place where you’d stop to let your horse rest and graze. Then there’s the gas station clerk, with their infinite wisdom of the lands you traverse. They’ve seen it all

Really hot & muggy in the workplace today, so I’m using the Fight Fire With Fire method and eating hot cheetos to cool myself down. Surprisingly it’s working

One of those days huh

The “why does ingesting this thing make me feel really weird” to “oh wait I’m allergic, aren’t I?” pipeline

Car Seat Headrest dropping music for the first time in 7 years? In this economy??

Been spending my whole current skyrim playthrough upgrading my house and fistfighting the locals I encounter in pubs to live the life I’ll never experience irl

Gonna do a lot of driving this weekend but it’ll all be worth it to see PUP perform live. I crave Canadian punk rock

Trying to download GIS datasets and came across a mythical error message

Choose your fighter

Going to the doctor is so humbling. “Your blood pressure is high” “Do you do drugs” “We need a urine sample” “You’re very dehydrated, urine shouldn’t be cloudy” Like bro I swear I’m trying to be good

The fact that we were strapping cameras on birds in the early 20th century for aerial photography before planes became common is so cute. Humans can be so silly and inquisitive