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The kinky (Fat, Bear, BDSM, Furry, Pup), hungry, hedonist Hellhound King. Ancient warped bastard trying to make sense of a world gone fucky. AuDHD, Demon, Musician, DJ, Comedian, Master/Daddy. Speaks in dark humor. NSFW 18+♾️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇲🇽♀️#BLM

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Let's see... -Tooth broke & no money for dental care -Autistic melt/shutdown, paralyzed in bed for a week -Dehydrated, stood up, passed out, slammed floor w/ face -Funcussion, skull throbbing & body aching -Blew knee out, limping & screaming in pain ✅x10 Being unconscious is my only escape.

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Autistic humans are expected to be endlessly available. To care without limits. To regulate others without support. To give without needing anything back. But we are not emotional infrastructure for everyone else. We are bodyminds with limits.

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hurt beyond repair

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Ya like dark, demonic comedy? Give a listen to highlights from Devil Dog Radio's "Spring Orgy" show. Watch, share, and support the kinky arts! 🖤 youtu.be/iyvOG6BhT5A?...

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Note to self: If you go 24 hours without any food or water moisture gnomes start stabbing your brain.

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When someone close goes silent for days on end instead of telling me what's going on I assume I did something wrong and it's my fault, and spiral into a bad place. Now I'm suffering from something that could have been easily avoided. Fuck me. Guess I deserve it.

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Okay I'll bite. (Seriously. I will draw blood.)

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Never-ending love and gratitude to the beasts who entered The Maw last night for Devil Dog Radio's "Orgy of Spring". Being able to share My music and voice with the creatures of the Hellscape is an honor and pleasure. See ya next time, you beautiful sinners. 😈🖤

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Highlights of Devil Dog Radio's "Pope John Appalling's Spring Orgy" for anyone who likes fat Demons and dark humor. 😈 Check it out and share with your warp, twisted friends. 🖤 youtu.be/iyvOG6BhT5A

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What's a movie you've watched more than 6 times (using gifs)?

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Master Sarge's "Orgy of Spring" is now LIVE! (4:30p Thursday May 8th) Tune into Devil Dog Radio for music and offensive word-stories (with Special Guest...the NEW POPE!) Watch/Listen HERE: www.twitch.tv/devildogradio

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Pope John Paul Jones pray for us. 🤘🏽

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It's been raining for 4 days straight. The ground is saturated. I hear a lawnmower going, look outside, and the trump supporter across the street is out there clogging the mower's chute and leaving large clumps of wet grass all over his yard. Of course. Dumb as a box of shit. 🙄

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Fat Hellhound Daddy Sarge is doing a radio show this Thursday (May 8th) @ 4:30p EST. Music of rebirth and words of miscarriage. Tune in if you like. 🤘 www.twitch.tv/devildogradio

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Wind Chimes from My childhood home. I don’t remember the original color, just the sounds it made on a warm Spring afternoon. They were rusted, thrown in a box, & lugged through 5 moves, always with the intent of restoring them once we found our “forever home”. They're alive again & singing. 💚

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PBS is in a state of crisis due to an Executive Order asking Congress to cut federal funding. Please head over to this website for how you can help save PBS for future generations to come, because we need it now more than ever. protectmypublicmedia.org

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I'm on a mission from Satan. 😈

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I'm a fat, old, confident mechanic. I know what's wrong, I know how to fix it, and I know it'll run perfectly when I'm done. I knew, I did, and it does. 😉 strips off His sweaty shirt and plops down for a drink and cigar

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pops another button I think I'm retaining cheese.

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I'm rebuilding a carburetor and My paws smell like gasoline. huffs Oh yeah... that'll get ya up in the morning! 😳

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Big Daddy beached and basking. #WhaleWednesday (plenty of room if you critters wanna climb up and cuddle. 😊)

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The Canadian election result shows that the 2024 US election might have gone very differently if American voters could somehow have known in advance what it would be like to have Donald Trump as president

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Jesus fucking christ this. 👇🏽💯

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Fat Demon sending love and orders to live deliciously. 🥰

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👇🏽💯✊🏽

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You don't reason with fascism. You kill it. You kill it brutally and make other fascists terrified of rearing their ugly heads. ✊🏽🔥☠️

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A note to all my fellow autistics: You weren’t being awkward, difficult or unreasonable You just had unmet needs Whilst trying your best to survive in a neurotypical society

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Explain your @ My kink nickname is Sarge. I'm a Master/Dom. So I... bores Himself to death I was a soldier (Master Sergeant) in the battle of 2112. I flew a plane into a Forever 21 and saved a platoon of psychology majors. They named a vegetable stand after Me.

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If you are autistic, have a loved one on the spectrum or just care about the welfare of autistic people, I urge you to write your state AG, the ACLU, and your senators about the registry RFK Jr wants to create. If you need help with the letter, I have a template that I can share with you.

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