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mastodan.bsky.social
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This is the dumbest shit ever. Making things worse for everyone just to spite the homeless? Also, benches cost $4000?? Who were they buying them from?? Why does the MTA keep making such stupid decisions??

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

why do writers of boxing movies/shows continue to think it's plausible that a boxer can get knocked down, lie there unconscious till the count of 8, have a 5-minute dream about their dead mentor or whatever, then spring back up with renewed vigor and suddenly beat the shit out of the other guy

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I want to start a band called As I Lay Napping

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Stop doing THIS!! (does a thing in a perfectly normal way) Do THIS instead!! (does same thing in an imperceptibly different manner)

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

part of the reason I refuse to use GenAI tools to help me write emails is that I write fucking awesome emails on my own and I'm proud of them

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

hey if any of you guys want to rise up and take over I'm down

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

isn't it weird that you don't have to be smart to be the president?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

cnn has a paywall now? well, guess I can't read that anymore

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

never gets old

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

is it just me or are the "higher-ups" always kind of stupid

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

would it be too much to ask of the 10 million or so rats in this city to clear some of the food off the sidewalks so I'm not constantly having to pry entire chicken legs out of my dog's mouth when we go for a walk

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

if the only way to contact your business is by phone or MAIL, of all things, we are gonna have a problem. (I'm looking at you, Delta Dental)

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

TBH if you asked me to single-handedly tank the world economy in less than 2 months I wouldn't even know where to begin

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

a little Monday "how is it still only 1:30" sunbeam

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments