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submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui

submitted 7 days ago • 33 comments

Please try to enjoy all the screenshots equally

submitted 11 days ago • 180 comments

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

submitted 19 days ago • 50 comments

Skill issue

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I just saw a picture of the Boozer brothers from Columbus and these kids need to get it together

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

i think of us as reels of real fondly as flickering film stock we have certain imperfections and shift a little with minor inconsistencies in the mechanism of our projection maybe we shudder when the assembly timing is off it won't ruin the whole picture it's part of emoting with so much in motion

submitted 39 days ago • 4 comments

I’m just glad that my faith in humanity isn’t alive to see any of this.

submitted 37 days ago • 15 comments

He's right though

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I wish the rest of America could understand this screenshot while Musk is operating department of efficiency or whatever

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 46 days ago • 8 comments

Don’t become a Neo-Nazi like Stew…it will melt your brain and make you very dumb. You’ll be so dumb you won’t understand the basics of wildfire science, thermal dynamics, and environmental factors.

submitted 47 days ago • 35 comments

gee i wonder which one i’ll pick

submitted 61 days ago • 13 comments

I'm tired of hearing about thoughts people have about their mother's genitals and racist caricature chatbots. Somebody needs to shoot another CEO or federal judge

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Mister Rogers never misses

submitted 55 days ago • 169 comments

Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage "a lot"

submitted 166 days ago • 4 comments

Instead of my memory being wrong, my best guess is that probably there was some kind of dimensional shift that changed details of reality

submitted 58 days ago • 9 comments

submitted 59 days ago • 108 comments

I thlammed Mike Penix in the car door

submitted 59 days ago • 2 comments

happy 17th anniversary

submitted 62 days ago • 21 comments

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

submitted 61 days ago • 338 comments

In honor of Chanukah, here's Smokey Robinson using Cameo to wish someone a happy "Chanukah" in 2020.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Why does the police vehicle transporting Luigi Mangione have a Dave Chappelle as Tyrone Biggums air freshener and a little Deadpool chibi hanging from the rear view mirror?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

"Dang bro my battery is dying quick all of a sudden"

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submitted 66 days ago • 3 comments

Interviewer looking at my resume: Oh wow you went to Brown that’s also my alma mater Me: Sorry no I went to BrownS. With an S. Common mistake.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

It's always been Ringo's story

submitted 68 days ago • 6 comments

yeah, so that's krypto. he looks like a regular dog but he's actually an alien from the same planet as superman which is why he has all of superman's powers. in the comics he looks more like a white lab maybe but he is an alien. pre-crisis he was toddler kal-el's puppy sent in a separate rocket but

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

When Luigi gets acquitted he's going to be the most sucked off man in history, and I love that for him

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments

i was looking for a job, and then i found a job, and heaven knows i'm miserable now

submitted 69 days ago • 5 comments

Costuming a character in a bright color contrasting from those in desaturated colors around them is an efficient way to indicate the hero of the story

submitted 69 days ago • 31 comments

hell yeah I love science

submitted 70 days ago • 19 comments

Like if you are dungeon, retweet if you are synth

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 71 days ago • 6 comments

Oh you’re worried about drones? Me too. It’s been over five years since Sunn O))) put out an album!!

submitted 72 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Senator that is a TIE fighter

submitted 72 days ago • 391 comments

these are fucking sending me, i'm sorry. i laugh every time i see one bc of how wide the variety of topics has spread

submitted 72 days ago • 33 comments