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masturcait.bsky.social
figment of your sociological imagination trying to forget the duality of George W. Bush she/her
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we were dissatisfied with the lack of realism in sex games out there, which lead to developing our own, wherein at least half of your sexual encounters will have an episode of Family Guy or American Dad playing in the background that neither of you are paying attention to, but will also not turn off

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Mr. Glitter is being a slutty kitty. 18 yr old gramps 👴

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if i ever make it out of oklahoma i deserve a gift basket

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🚨 🚨 🚨 @shadyheart.transsexual.lol is trying to bully me into closing my tabs!!! This is what genius looks like 🧠

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petition to rename it the Mangione spiral 😵‍💫

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Shady: *happy chomp* Me: 👀👀👀👀 Shady: *chomps slower* Me: I know when you got that plate up close you’re about to go hog wild (on my chips) Shady: that’s transphobic Me: wanna explain that to me? Shady: you wouldn’t get it 🫦 @shadyheart.transsexual.lol

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🚨BREAKING: Federal Court GRANTS sweeping nationwide injunction against Trump DEI executive orders finding that they violate First and Fifth Amendments to the Constitution. A huge victory for @democracyforward.org and its clients. A stinging loss for Trump. Visit www.democracydocket.com for details.

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Think of the strawberry laffy taffy Frodo

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Yup, helped me go ahead and decide to fuck her on the first date and here we are almost 8 yrs later ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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We did fox and cat, so today is puppy girl makeup for @shadyheart.transsexual.lol Classic Britney look, I even did a peachy-orange blush. ☺️ #motd

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I think close ups of Mitch McConnell should have gore warnings on it before I have to look at him.

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Socks and sandals, sandals and socks. Curves and swerves, swerves and curves.

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An ever volleying power dynamic in our transing wlw marriage @shadyheart.transsexual.lol

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while (lovedWomen <= (allWomen - hitlers)) { lovedWomen += 1; reskeet(); }

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

If my pfp doesn’t feel good with my banner, than it’s gotta go. Current vibe has a renaissance composition vibe im liking.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning Jaqueline!🌞 “French women you’re very poor workers- the guards said, but if they only knew how much it delighted us saying it! then maybe they wouldn’t have said it so much! “ - Jaqueline Fleury, part of French resistance & interned at Ravensbrück Nazi concentration camp (for women 🎀)

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This what I look like scrollin bsky

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Hello?• - #abstractart #procreate #digitalpainting

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I’m a bit late to it but I’m so happy Chappell Roan got her Grammy!! Her performance, her speech, her outfits were all amazing💖 congrats @chappellroanbr.bsky.social #illustration #digitalart #pinkponyclub #fanart #animeart #chappelroan #procreate

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Don't stream the Luigi Mangione documentary. This isn't like a reverse psychology thing where I actually want you to go see it. Don't give a massive conglomerate like Warner Bros Discovery control over his narrative.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments