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Is the wicked press tour just super overwhelming to anyone else?? I’m so exhausted from hearing about it

me adding “lowkey” when things are actually lowkey very highkey

Ppl rlly out here calling these skeets?? Omg 😭

2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary 2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.

Happy 32nd birthday to the talented Miley Cyrus.

it’s a little funny to watch people fret over whether social media will broaden their horizons or not because the things we’ve always had to broaden our horizons still exist. they’re called: books

Happy 67th anniversary to the incredibly enjoyable 1950's B movie "I Was A Teenage Frankenstein" Fun fact : this movie is actually the second movie in a trilogy, in-between "I Was A Teenage Werewolf", and the meta horror "How To Make A Monster"

Ed Balls

The high you get from avoiding work

everyone on this app demanding bookmarks makes me picture a mob outside of a Barnes & Noble

Trailer for Beyoncé’s NFL halftime show on December 25.

i mean. can we just call them tweets

Wait but this is a good question bc what do we call posts on here

it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again

Isabella Huppert……everything I do is for you…….

I can’t tell if bots are following me more here or nah

hmmm today i will Develop More Mental Illness

Where’s the bookmark button, I need to save posts to never read

I know bluesky is legit bc @hausofdecline.bsky.social is here

ICYMI: Ongoing History Daily: The Sony Walkman, part 5 #musicnews

Why does every day at 2pm feel like this

jake paul has died

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

WE ARE SO BACK

This is me if u even care

posting on here feels like this

The party feels a bit dead here but it’s still going on

Happy 99th anniversary to Universal's iconic 1925 movie adaptation of "The Phantom Of The Opera", starring Lon Chaney.