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Any/All Cis* straight* white* guy* *Some restrictions apply Art and shitpost reskeeting. Some nsfw
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Everybody wants the goblin that brings you pretty rocks, but where's the support for the goblin licking residue out of the popcorn bag?

It's not warm enough to justify trying them, but I'm so ready for the heat. Credit to @djamiempls.meatjacker.social for the glorious idea of picklesicles

Brought a few of my supplies to work with my to try more stuff during my break and do a little something to brighten the day. Who doesn't like seeing a happy imp? #art #sketch #imps

Finally calling this done! Very happy with this, for how long it's been since I've done a full scale piece like this. Now, whether it's reproducible or if this was dumb luck remains to be seen 😂 #art #oc

the purpose of banning section 230 is to ban all political, sexual, or critical speech from the internet this is to silence grassroots movements that don’t have the explicit sanction of the wealthy and powerful you are an abject moron or a liar if you believe it has any other purpose

Amazing painting of my Giant Instinct Barbarian by @ndasfw.bsky.social! Genuinely blown away by the colors~ 🩷🩷🩷

Having finished this series of films, the other important thing to note about the rebuilds is the absolute lack of Dr. Akagi "Cat" mug. 0/10 movies, completely unwatchable.

A bunch of goofy goobers 🧡💛💙

Damnb. I should paint my nails again

422 due on the eighth

I made a bunch of them free so even if you have no money you can read half the stuff on my page or so

You have one last thought "Some how, some way I was tricked."

Making fun of Knight Rider is a lot like Warhammer. Both involve a lot of KITTBashing

Signalis commission from 2023 (a game I swear I am going to get to soon)

Some lines as a treat 🎨

once again trying to help my partner with rent on top of my own stuff. we were not able to complete the goal last time so it’s really important we get some movement!! #mutualaid #helpsky #MArequest #MAboost #signalboost #swmutualaid #swermutualaid

Bro, I just wanna say, that sea breeze makes your hair look mighty tousleable

Neutrino tea! 🍵 Neutrinos are often called "ghost particles": despite their large quantities (trillions pass through us every second) they rarely interact with matter. #SciArt for Symmetry Magazine. Info & article 🔗 → www.olenashmahalo.com/project/neut... #stylized #illustration #NoAI 🧪 ⚛️ 🔭

we never see godzilla molt imagine his skin washing up on the shore

I see people saying this sort of thing often, and quite frankly it makes me sad. The truth is, more people are making good adventure games now than were ever made during the “golden age” of the 90s. For example: 🧵

Tumblr-branded chastity device that only unlocks when you pass an ethics quiz to make sure you aren't jorkin it with any problematic fetishization

If I was a robot doll girl I'd put gears in the palms of my hands so that I could rotate an orange inside them while my thumb nails peel it.

7 of Swords

me: I’m gonna go medieval on your ass you: oh no me: *washes you more frequently and thoroughly than a 21st century audience might expect*

I drew my friend Dave’s 3-legged pitbull, her name is Jelly

I am not enough, and every time I see that, it hurts a little more. I think it's rapidly getting to where I realize my "help" doesn't help, and isn't worth the effort. I can't even do good, why bother striving to do mediocre?

The thing I've found about Having Goals, is that working towards them takes time away from all the bullshit daily noise that prevents me from making any meaningful progress. So much so, that by the time I meet the Goal, there's no accomplishment, just a new list of deadlines, into eternity

Been watching the Evangelion reboot movies, and my impression thus far is that the fights look really really good. And that, if you are watching Evangelion for the fights, maybe we are watching different shows

Non-gentle reminder that "helicopter" doesn't come from heli + copter but is a mashing of helico (like helix) and pter (wing, like in pterosaur)

oops all plaid

"She Waits" #theotherhappyplace

—If you see this post an angel—

I think my favorite (least fave) feeling is when my energy gets low enough, and I can't lie to myself anymore, and I'm faced with the knowledge that I'm never going to make any actual effort to make anything better, I'm just going to coast until I can finally stop for good.

Having fun been loosie goosie

posting this in the hopes of making money thru tips/content sales. if this doesn’t result in money i’m deleting this & most media from the past week. cashapp/venmo/paypal: goblinthempress #globbie #fatfemme #sexworker #sellingcontent #boobs #plussize #realnsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #tits #bigboobs