Profile avatar
matjlars.bsky.social
silly goose
48 posts 47 followers 23 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 12 Comments 36

The should release an official "Get Up Offa that Thing" music video which heavily implies James Brown meant get up offa your phone. The lyrics fit exactly to an anti-doomscrolling plea.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The Internet is a huge dependency.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I need someone to tell me they loved Northern Journey as much as I did.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

My epitaph should read "he loved PHP for some reason"

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to start saying oneteen, twoteen, threeteen, and fiveteen.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

There are a lot of forgettable elements. 21 is Scandium?? 23 is Vanadium??? 41 is Niobium?????

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Why would anybody buy onions when they could buy funyuns?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I want an OS that I can control with a big arcade joystick and just a few arcade buttons. We could be doing that with technology.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

What is stopping me from adding a B2 to my house? Do I only own my property so far down?

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Wicked is Oz Shrek

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Please ignore my dozen fifty five gallon barrels strung up in my tree. It's just my home kinetic energy store.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

food backwards is doof

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments