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Matt ⚡︎ 33 ⚡︎ He/Him ⚡︎ Bi ⚡︎ Gaming ⚡︎ DnD ⚡︎ Sci-Fi ⚡︎ Fantasy ⚡︎ Writing ⚡︎ Poetry ⚡︎ Goofy Cyberpunk Haiku https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:srenb3a3u6ifiks2wdsj4onl/feed/aaaefvpxuzqrm Spicy DnD Story https://shorturl.at/d9qcM Banner by @jules-hic.bsky.social
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No matter the game, ppl steady rage-quitting on me. Am I really that much of a MENACE? 😎

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You had me at, “—Ballbylon has fallen”

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Most apolitical game developer

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Welcome sudden influx of new people! You wouldn’t happen to be a bot WOULD YOU?

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Atomic Heart 2 really dares to ask "what if women, but naked and shiny and kinda only there for men to get a boner ?"

submitted 8 hours ago • 15 comments

"my god...she's so perfect." my voice, breathless with admiration, trembles forth as I behold the object of my adoration: my cat.

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He ping on my ward til I int

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The gamer diss “get spanked” has always been so funny to me. Like, promise? 🫦

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i would say home is wherever i can poop comfortably

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I just know a phone charging cable HATES to see my lil cats coming

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Undead knight gf

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i think its so cool and fun when artists draw something you never thought about before and youre like holy shit thats good shit

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Thisssssss! Librarians literally saved my life, I wouldn’t be half the man I am today without them 📚

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Being good does not always come naturally. This is something I struggle explaining to friends and family Awful sociopathic narcissism runs in my family. Everyday I feel the pull of this cold emotionless hate, it never goes away. I actively choose to be the way I am because the real Mat is a bad guy

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Couch potato 🥔

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

the answer to "hey, whatever happened to that youtuber i used to like" is usually either "markiplier :)" or "don't, uh, don't worry about it babe"

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(bursts through the door out of breath) Hey…a new Shroom and Gloom dev blog by @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social just dropped on Steam! 🍄‍🟫 store.steampowered.com/news/app/327...

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Is that stel? Oh hyphae!

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Red…Queen? #ultraman #kaiju #monstergirl #vandyartwork

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