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matneto.scares.men
Matt | 33 | He/Him | Bi | Gaming | DnD | Sci-Fi | Fanfic | Here for the art and the memes Banner by: @m2ebw.bsky.social
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Where I grew up, people were constantly hating on Chicago. After my like hundredth visit, I can confidently say they were wrong. Chicago rocks

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Gotta publish some of my homebrew adventures at some point #illustration #art #ttrpg

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Good morning gang! Another travel day for me. Pray I make it home to Nerdosha

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

I placed 6th in the Euchre tournament. I’m sorry to disappoint my fellow white people 🥺 I’ll come back stronger next year

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Uh oh. Doing some brewing and maybe I’ll make an Aetherdrift Azorius Artifact deck?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Describe your taste in men using 4 actors:

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I don't believe in Hell, but if I did I would die happy knowing there was a special seating section for anyone currently railing against "the sin of empathy," and every one of those seats is made with hot rusty barbs

submitted 1 day ago • 325 comments

Excited to play MtG Commander tonight! Gonna bust out my Esper Zombies 🧟

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Call me Mr. Fantastic the way I’m all about that 4play

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The need for intimacy is soooo real right now. No sex. Just…emotions. I want to love, I want to care. I want quiet where we talk about everything and nothing. Where we just sit in each other’s presence. Where touching is more in familiarizing. I want this. I need this.

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

I am disturbingly susceptible to propaganda in the form of a Wacky Races vehicle

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Ticket to Ride with the fam. I lost.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

You wait to see 'truth'. Decades later, you see it. You were always good.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

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submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Good morning oomfies!! I hope you have some fun today! ♥️💜

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*plays Nintendo Switch* “Okay, now I’M Pikachu, and you tie me up!”

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Give me your best Matneto impression 🧲⚡️

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

God I love empanadas 😋

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment