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Howdy! 🫡 NSFW Profile. Stop MAGA. Arrest Elon. Just desert trash doing their thing. 🏜️ Send nudes. 🤪
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Anyone know of a SWF that’s into lavender marriages? I don’t think I can do the gulags. I bet the bread isn’t organic by local artisans sourced from ethical raised wheat!! 🌾

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After a 4 day weekend, this is how I feel about returning to work.

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Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."

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They’re not. Get off those dicks and participate in democracy before it’s too late! 🦅

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Today’s a great day to quit Meta, if one has an itching to do so. youtu.be/7ZzxxLqWKOE?...

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All while people are struggling to survive rn. This is an indicator that rich people will flee to space when it really gets rough.

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I think my tiny yard is ready for sod!

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It's the weekend, baby

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Drop someone HANDSOME

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If you turned bad, which horror movie villain/creature would you be? 🎥 I’m pre-defending this: as a kid Mewtwo was scary!

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Oh also if anyone has the video of the guy spewing sand out of his ass, I’d love to make a gif of it for my own personal use.

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I can’t post the gifs I just made 😫 They come out only as images 😔

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Kidding here’s a “lewd” From a few years ago when I was still young 😌

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Meh I live a quiet life now. theinnocencetest.com

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Me: "I'm okay" Also me:

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B, R, and D.

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Gosh I’m bored today (may it stay that way). I pre apologize for all my shitposting.

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This 🇺🇸 🔥

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Save Act passed the house. We all need to call our senators to have them vote NO. 5calls.org Posting about it won’t save you. You have to literally pick up that phone. Don’t let them take away away a woman’s right to vote!

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40 minute phone call and this is the vibe: youtube.com/shorts/yzRaL...

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Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren't selfies

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Just had an apple fritter and a cookie. 😌 🫃🏻

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This man is playing with our lives

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What’s eating my peppers? Bugs?! The flies?!?! Oh it’s my dog…

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Anyone know if any free apps that can tell me how my plants are doing?

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Happy twt 🫡

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