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mattbasky.bsky.social
buy me bonestorm or go to hell. he/him I also post about wrestling: @txtneckbreaker.bsky.social
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heading to the store do you need anything

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

in canada a signature is called a “jean hancoque”

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they’re playing boys don’t cry in lee’s chicken

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

why is the word “seamstress” so sleazy? sounds like a hooker for fabric. a prostitute for hemming pant legs

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

sure I’m flammable, but am I flammable enough?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

oh you’re a “hung bottom” huh? congrats. that’s kinda a guy in a wheelchair who has really nice calves

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

wow twitter suspended me solely for my opinions on how often writers of the new york post should have their hands broken, so much for free speech absolutism

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

akira kurosawa presents: “yo! jimbo!!”

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

opened a fortune cookie and I have to log in to a website to get my fortune

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

in case you needed another indicator on how culture has shifted for the worse, in 2006 Ministry put out an explicitly pro Palestine song and nobody batted an eye, they even put that shit on Tony Hawk’s Downhill Jam for the Nintendo Wii

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I’m on this month’s cover of Busted Fits, Tragic Cuts & Fuckass Hats

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

ghost rizzlers in the sky

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

when I say I’m into speed dating I mean I only go out with girls in wheelchairs

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

everyone’s girlfriend should be my girlfriend instead. also some of their boyfriends should be my girlfriends as well. i should have 8 million girlfriends

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

so many couples here where the woman is stunningly gorgeous and the man is just 30 rats stuffed into some sweatpants

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

just saw a middle aged woman handling a Boglin like she was inspecting livestock

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

reporting live from the unclipped fingernail convention aka the toy and hobby fair

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

@grink is this true

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

my uncle is so mad that he got banned from his favourite strip club, The Spelling Bee

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

[URGENT]i’m being tariffed by donald trump’s gay tariffs on gay goods and homosexual items

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

release your inhibitions feel the rain on yoOUur dick

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

frank’s red hot personal lubricant

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

i’m enjoying Invincible but I have the following notes for the producers: -Battle Beast needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine -Whenever Battle Beast isn’t on screen all the other characters should be saying “Where’s Battle Beast?”

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

i’m not drunk i’m in repose

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

“yo what’s your favourite van gogh?”

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

“pour me some of that john daniels” “you mean jack daniels?” “you don’t know him like I do buddy”

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

big fat party animals need to UNIONIZE

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Studies have shown the majority of furries are white, which is why I’ve taken to calling them “animal crackers”

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

All these lubricants say stuff like ALL NIGHT LONG, NATURALLY ENDLESS or ETERNAL PLEASURE. I have work in the morning what is this

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Check out my Mount Rushmore of people who should **** ********** (hands you a paper with four pictures of you on it)

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

gonna get a punk rock tattoo of a raisin blade

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Ahh, the little known export from Myanmar, the bites-ass berry

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I want some HOT DANGS, I wannem with MUSTID, and I want some TATUH CHIPS

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Every day I wake up and punch myself in the balls for being woke

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

SZA is called that because she’s actually Polish

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

fucked up in the club on those soviet cosmonaut xannies

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

growing up is realizing that madonna fucking slaps

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the baby on this plane has main character syndrome

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

girlfriend told me it was trans invisibility day and now I can’t fucking find her

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t think all the Musk kids are gonna make it to adulthood, getting whiffs of Von Erich offa them

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

If you saw a mouse at work, no you didn’t. Bro is literally just vibing don’t be a narc

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments