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mattbasky.bsky.social
buy me bonestorm or go to hell. he/him I also post about wrestling: @txtneckbreaker.bsky.social
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ever since I turned 30 I started getting ads for hair loss treatments, these people do not understand that if there’s one thing I have more than enough of it’s my hair, lousy with the stuff

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As a consolation prize America can keep Wayne Gretzky, we don’t want him back

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my beautiful wife and I have renewed our vowels

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can I doordash a haircut

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if we just pivot to an entirely plane crash-based economy things are actually going really great

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sucking down enough children’s tylenol to see how everybody will die

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I dunno man I feel like being over-encumbered in real life is worse

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moe cislak

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*aiming a rocket at your tesla* say auf wiedersehen to your nazi car

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do you think john leguizamo’s friends call him “the guiz”?

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just realized that cool ranch doritos in french are still called “cool ranch”. a ranch so cool it transcends language and unites peoples and nations

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