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Would've thrived as a portly Victorian gentleman. Actor, Improvisor, Comedian based out of PDX. Repped by ZT Agency. He/him. https://linktr.ee/mattbergerh
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If the cat movie wins big, I'd basically forgive any Academy missteps tonight.

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“Shrek’s daughter”? Show some respect!

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Listening to pre COVID episodes of a comedy podcast is all fun and games until you’re jumpscared by a plug for defunct streamer Seeso™

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If he’s never going to play the titular role, I’m fine with Alan Cumming just appearing in Doctor Who every few years *basically* as himself

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A thriller about Disney leadership locked inside the Burbank offices in a heated battle to elect the new LFM President I present: Gonkclave

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I guess it's official. A complex legacy overshadowed by the pull of shareholders and youtube ragemongers. At the end of the day, Kennedy's legacy will be that of prioritizing expansion for the franchise, but never at the risk of harming its reputation (for better or worse).

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Good weekend

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Ol’ Sixy 🐈

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Weekend plans

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This jacket has changed my life. This is my peak.

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Me to the winter weather warning threatening my LA flight later this week. All my homies hate winter weather

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Can’t get over Marc Evan Jackson as Kermit in that Muppet Movie live read. Impeccable casting.

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What if we kissed in the shadowy auditorium from Conclave 👉👈

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No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favorite sci-fi franchise.

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absolutely fucked that the only way out is through

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Everyday I find a new reason to keep living (legally this is a joke)

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Forever mood

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Having seen the movie, this was very funny in retrospect

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Obsessed with Gandalf’s frozen whiskers. Like a sort of wise schnauzer

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One last “someone should do something about all the problems” for the road.

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My main takeaway from the Skeleton Crew finale is that Jon Watts and co are big fans of B-Wings and rightfully gave them their moment to shine tonight. Well done gents.

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Post your favorite #DoctorWho wrong answers only

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Mel Brooks in Dracula: Dead and Loving It is just modern day Brian Cox

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Pitting tragedies against each other like it’s some fucking popularity contest doesn’t help anything and only makes you out to look like a weirdo

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The abandoned former Starbucks by my house has seemingly been absorbed by a “Tarot and Chakra Readings” institution. The neighborhood is on the upswing, folks!

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It’s taken me decades to realize the Robby the Robot from Forbidden Planet was a recurring presence in multiple episodes of the Twilight Zone. My favorite metallic character actor

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You’re telling me we learned who the real Agent Argylle was THIS YEAR??

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Honestly feels like an elaborate marketing plot to be unable to go out and see Nosferatu because I got COVID. It’s an immersive Vampyre plague experience right here at home. As if Bill Skarsgard himself is edging me with the inability to see this gothic masterpiece

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Wtf Soos doesn’t deserve that

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Update, we’ve got a cape

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We are reaching unprecedented depths of Glup Shittos

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Out of all the classic Christmas icons, I feel frosty has the sluttiest and kinkiest energy of the bunch

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When my blood sugar gets low it’s like someone turned the motion smoothing on in my brain

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Idk why there’s sudden discourse around it, but if you don’t like cilantro then

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Wearing fingerless wool gloves today. Might smoke a bowl of ol toby in my long ass wizard pipe and fuck up the life of a middle aged hobbit

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My family sent me a Christmas Card with AI art on the front, how do I break it to them I won’t be coming home for the holidays

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The watch begins

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Unknowingly purchased a Red One exclusive flavored Ice Cream. Feels dirty somehow.

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Finally got around to watching Skeleton Crew. 2 Episodes in and I'm really digging it. So many little weirdo creatures and monsters, madcap family movie vibes. Feels like the pressure to please everyone is off, just a simple good time in a Star War. Looking forward to seeing where this goes.

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The Go Bowling Lobby has a grip on this parade coverage that puts Got Milk to shame

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Grandparents around the nation witnessing a geodesic vagina at 9 am Thanksgiving morning

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There was a guy in that 2 minute circus marathon whose whole bit was the equivalent of the Tim Robinson Pointer Brothers sketch

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Al Roker had been consumed by Tom Turkey, praise be to the old gods

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