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mattchu.bsky.social
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Just so yall know this is what my dream man looks like.

Downloaded twitter for 5 mins to make sure my account is private only to be bombarded with people exploding and self harming themselves. Thank god I’m off that platform.

Woke up so horny from being out last night it should be illegal

Thinking about how my brother went on a trip to NY and I didn’t even hook up with anyone while he was away. Virginmaxing to the extreme It’s tight by the way

Greta Thunberg, arriving back in Europe after her abduction by Israel in international waters, explains in 40 seconds why western governments are colluding in genocide:

Fame is a gun, sympathy is a knife. What’s next, Love is a switchblade?

She invented a whole new genre of music called conversion therapy pop 🫶

HAPPY PRIDE F SLURS!

What’s a video game that shouldn’t have been scrapped ??? I’ll start mine is Scalebound for the Xbox One. I still think about this game and how great it would’ve been to play.

Going to Denver to see lorde (so excited) with the straights so I can only do so much gay stuff but very excited to kiss a few Denver bears.

The permanent 30 min buffer time from standing in like until I get my pub-sub is all to real, each time it gets more and more upsetting.

I know I post this every year, but if I had a Time Machine and could go anywhere I wanted, it would be to Memorial Day Weekend 1983, to see Divine and Madonna perform at the same gay nightclub in Ft. Lauderdale.

The labubu to demon pipeline is insane

Someone please find me Andy cohen’s nudes the way im yearning

Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress: "They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"

I’m so stressed that I didn’t get CO tickets to see lorde

Time to stay off social media for the next few days

Yall I can’t find the video of Frankie grande pouring cups on himself.

People: IF HE AINT GAY, HES NOT A BEAR

Thinking about how I need to be whimpering with someone inside of me

He has the best Criminals on his side...

actual footage of God's creation

Apple and Coke used to advertise there

Not him calling the puppy a "LGBTQ HDTV candidate" 🤣😭🤣😭🤣

I have four bars of soap in my shower that I send through rotation every day

wishbone

AHHHH OBLIVION ISNT ON THE PS5 STORE YETTTT

Thinking about bombidino crocidillio and his impact on the meme shortage in the world