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yeah dude

a hard kick in the nuts review: Steve-O Is A Victim Of Hustle Culture. also he is tortuously aware that he’s steve-o. he’s actually very honest about being an asshole recently. detailed a lot of shitty things he did on jackass forever & What He Learned From The Experience. overall? regular advice.

happy friday night! got a grip and finally just posted one of my drafts. here's the 10 rules of jackass. 🛒 🛒 🛒

drinking a #millerhighlife at the #bar and listening to #katebush

great stuff to read while you’re in the uber to ur second location tonight

happy friday night! got a grip and finally just posted one of my drafts. here's the 10 rules of jackass. 🛒 🛒 🛒

something disappointing keeps happening to me so if it’s cool w everyone, i’m going to send a newsletter abt jackass in 20 mins

another friyay upon us

ready to learn stuff

who wants to see something epic

drinking a #millerhighlife at the #bar and listening to #CARSEATHEADREST

Q And Not U is not music Q And Not U is better than music Q And Not U is what comes after music. music: evolved. music2.0.

wait hold on photo booths r awesome and my friends r awesome

alrighty and look at this

ft. an ode to my greatest love: car seat headrest

was making an iced coffee, tasted it, meant to say “ugh there’s so much creamer.” but what i actually said was “ugh there’s so much

mj lenderman and mspaint at tipitina’s. i used to only imagine sentences like that

drinking a #millerhighlife at the #bar and listening to #takingbacksunday

WE NEED MORE BANDS FROM KANSAS

i saw the anniversary and i’m suddenly wearing one of these caps……..

at the xillennial indoor vaping convention (a get up kids anniversary show)

ummmm is there anything cool happening in chicago this spring

i like when spotify sends me an email saying that i’m a fan of a band and they’re wrong. spotify look at my numbers. i can assure i am not a fan of PUP

TV On The Radio play "Wolf Like Me" on Letterman (2006)

the other day i was running late to a movie, got to my seat, sat down, out of breath, disoriented, etc. and they were playing the original theatrical trailer for hot fuzz. they just played it. and then started the movie

drinking a #millerhighlife at the #bar and listening to #ginblossoms

last night was a kevin smith movie

new issue of portable model available for preorder now!!! a bit delayed because my life was a mess for a couple months but here we are. it's all about the last five years. please consider ordering now as it really does help me so much !! preorder: www.twoflatpress.com/shop/p/porta...

pinkpanthress is blasting in this chilis over the sound of the game

this chilis is an eagles bar

glen powell hive

this chilis is playing the super bowl and a dua lipa concert on tvs next to each other

drinking a #millerhighlife at the #bar and listening to #theused

i like in sturgill’s live performances on the johnny blue skies when robbie crowell spends an hour hammering away at the keys only to reveal a surprise saxaphone

run don’t walk to see the 9 min version in the austin city limits special

when passage du desir came out i was so wrapped up in the jupiter’s faerie and scooter blues of it all that i never said one for the road is perfect and head-in-hands-miserable

sturgill is cool and it’s bc he puts like some effort into being cool. like in this live show he’s wearing tailored navy pants w a tailored camo shirt. and this is the some effort. the outfit however is not good. and that’s cool